Sir Nylons

Writer for MiamiHeatwave.com and MarlinsNation.com. Local kid representing his local teams with his wordcraft. And lead guitarist for legendary Panty Raiders.

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@FAFO_TV Why’d it stop right before the porta-potty?

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@RealJamesWoods For starters, why the mask?

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@CTOTHELOS77 Springfield.

Aww, cmon. Just having a little fun.

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@TPostMillennial Chynah.

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@TJ_Pittinger Bring him to Miami, send Tua and a potential ridiculous contract out of town.

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The #cultofTua is out of control. Tua’s value is getting production at his current paypoint. You pay him elite money, you’re out of your mind.

[David Furones @DavidFurones_]

NFL Network’s Mike Garafolo says Tua Tagovailoa can make a case to be at or above Joe Burrow’s $55M/yr deal in contract negotiations with Miami Dolphins.

Thoughts?

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Not worth it. Sorry Tua cult members. #cultoftua

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@elonmusk See Boss Tweed and Tamaney Hall. You can even find a depiction in the movie Gangs of New York. Same playbook.

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@EliteMarino The #cultoftua will surely come in here and start ripping everyone for their blasphemy.

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@tedfrank Also, do the speed limit and stop driving in the left lane. Miami, I’m looking at all of you.

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@bennyjohnson We’re a democracy? Recite the Pledge of Allegiance and stop the second you say the word “democracy”. I’ll wait.

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@OmarKelly No offense but the guy is only 5’2”

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But your vaccine status…ah, how quickly we forget.

[Apple @Apple]

Health data shouldn’t be public. The Health app helps keep it private. Privacy. That’s iPhone.

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@ThatPolishguyi1 @shirry23 @moonbuggy36 @MikeC55937737 You’re a polish guy. In the UK. Seems like you’re way out of your league on this one.

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I live there. It’s true and very suspicious. Snipes has ties to Wasserman Schultz and Hillary Clinton. Shalala too.

[Thomas Paine @Thomas1774Paine]

BREAKING: Gov. Rick Scott files lawsuit against Crooked Broward Supervisor of Elections https://t.co/EjR3cPtPqS

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Stop relying on the government. There are no saviors. Only leaders. It’s up to each one of us. https://t.co/2yKQdwEMoA

[Gary Sheffield @garysheffield]

Looking at the heartache of these parents cry for their kids make me mad as hell! Knowing that my kids and so many other children are put in the same position because the govt won’t get off it’s ass and do something with gun control.

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And Barry Bonds should be in the hall of fame no question. Steroids doesn’t make you a better hitter. Doesn’t give you better hand eye coordination or study pitchers’ tendencies inside out. Steroids only enhances what’s already there and allows your body to recover quickly.

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Huh? It’s his constitutional right to fire Mueller. If anything, not firing him shows considerable restraint. Or impatience. Or patience. https://t.co/8tI8GVG6Jp

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

News that @realDonaldTrump ordered the firing of Mueller emphatically shows CONSCIOUSNESS OF GUILT. https://t.co/4yUgdM4OGt

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#FakeNews lol https://t.co/ojD5XM6Bg9

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The West Wing confrontation marks the first time Trump is known to have tried to fire the special counsel https://t.co/TltihjqBZl

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“...and I would probably have a good relationship...” doesn’t require an if. Not qualifying a conditional. Careful, your bias is showing. https://t.co/ylctEdiOSR