John McElroy

Winner of the 1985 swim to my mothers egg. Ambition is the mission :)

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@AdeleRoberts Cheers Adele.. Great show and thanks for the shout out.. I was the idiot who reminded you it was NYE tomorrow & not Friday 😂👍

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@AdeleRoberts Adele how do I download your show from this afternoon.. Thanks 😁 John 👍

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@skennydowall Hey Shaun how's it going mate? I thought I'd go out on a limb and get straight to the point. Have you signed for Saints?

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@virginmedia if it was any of your business I'd tell ye.. But seeing as it's not you can piss off!!

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@virginmedia if you carry on sending me mail even tho I blagged you into canceling my contract I'm gunna report you for harassment #pissoff

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@RugbyAM I noticed Lomax at #2 so I never bothered to take notice of this. He makes way too many defensive errors. You clearly have no clue.

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

Is it me or does @NathanClev need to buy some bigger pans for his pasta? #ClevBellew @SkySportsBoxing

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@niccolebrook he'll be 4 in April.. It's mad because the time is flying by so fast it's unreal kid.. Cannot believe it's 4 years on.. Crazy!

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@niccolebrook Painful kid... Painful!! He fights with me now and he wins the majority of the time.. Proper talking now. Never shuts up lol.

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@niccolebrook Yeh maaaaate I'm very well thanks!!! And what about ya good self?? Wha ya been up2 kid?

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@niccolebrook You need to leave the dark side kid and join us cool cats over at Android 😎 😂

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@Argos_Online Dya realise how frustrating it is to wait this long to be declined for an Argos card!!

[George Foreman @GeorgeForeman]

http://t.co/X9b0Xhc1qj "is that all you got George?" Yep Ali that was all. 40 years later I Love him.

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@BritishMonarchy @sciencemuseum Even after a few scoops I'm still a big fan of the Royal Fambo. Especially Prince Harry!!! #topguy #GSTQ

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

It is a pleasure to open the Information Age exhibition today at the @ScienceMuseum and I hope people will enjoy visiting. Elizabeth R.

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@realjohnnywelly I remember me Dad used brings me packs home from the Clock Hotel 😂

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@Giantsrl @Elroy_cudj @BrettFerres11 @England_RL BF is a bully and a coward.. Absolute gobshite.. Doesn't deserve an England shirt #bully

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@Goulding7 @TheRFL they tend not to reply when bollocks have been dropped #numpties

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@PScully13 Scully is it just a rumour I've heard that your gunna be KC's second in command for the champions? #legend

[John McElroy @JonnyMac2504]

@runcornworld @WidnesRuncornWN @WidnesNPU Any decent #firework displays in #Widnes this year? I'm after taking my little lad.