Jonny Nuttall

The Bible should be one sheet of paper, and on that sheet of paper it should say: ‘Try not to be a cunt & If you do that every day you’ll be a good person.’

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

Never Forget. “Might as well be Celtic”

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

In all honesty… who actually gives a shit what this guy says? Any opportunity to take a dig at us he does. Knobhead.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

“It just makes me sad.” 😬

Wayne Rooney was not a fan of Manchester City’s guard of honour for Bernardo Silva and John Stones during the game.

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

…been a half decent 10 years eh blues

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

The fucking irony of it.

Score an Arsenal goal and it doesn’t get given

[Harry Brooks @hbrooks_coach]

He is healing football.

The most important player in the world by far.

He’s influencing millions of young players and coaches across the world and that’s what’s needed to get away from the rigid boring football we’ve been forced to endure for years.

I adore him

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

@Michael__Lawlor I agree, think he’s fantastic going forward but defensively I think there’s still work to be done

[Scott Mills @scott_mills]

Stop guessing ages! You're as young as you feel!

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

Jesus John. Time to sack it off mate your muscles are made of candy floss

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Eight players have left the England camp ahead of Tuesday's friendly against Japan 🚨

The list includes John Stones, Adam Wharton, Noni Madueke, Declan Rice and Bukayo Saka, who have returned for medical assessment 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

Debuts mean nothing - I mean look at Mangala. Jesus Christ

[Hewbo 🐝 @timhewitt1]

Khusanov was fantastic tonight - an absolute rock…

But let’s not pretend he didn’t have a debut to forget against Chelsea 😋🩵

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

Khusanov is going to be the world’s best CB.

Rapid, hard as nails and fast as fuck. Love he left something on that moaning cunt Vini Jr.

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

It genuinely boggles the mind how a team can be so fucking shit at corners

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

Expect nothing tonight.

It’s the hope that kills you

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

@DeanJamesAFC Roberto Mancini

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

Start Savinho and I’m launching a bottle at your head

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

#ManCity's Starting XI vs Real Madrid is 'more or less' decided, says Pep Guardiola.

Pep: "The selection I have is already done, more or less. I know the team that's going to start tomorrow. I don't have any doubts, one doubt maybe, but the rest is clear..." #UCL

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

Games like these where it proves now is the right time to send pep on his way at the end of the season

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

Semenyo has masked some very poor performances with his goals. Him and guehi have been absolutely overawed here today

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

If Haaland isn’t gonna do anything he might as well fuck off. Been shite for 3 months now

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

Ally McCoist is wanking himself into oblivion here

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

Reminder this spurs side took 4 points off us this season

[Jonny Nuttall @jonnynut]

Happy and willing to donate my hamstrings to John Stones