John Oblong

[The Washington Times @WashTimes]

‘Unmasking’ of Trump aides reveals Susan Rice at center of multifarious controversies
https://t.co/K6MN4gNLS5

[John Oblong @jonnyoblong]

@Dencha_V missed my one chance for a high five and you to whisper "you are awesome". Dammit.

[John Oblong @jonnyoblong]

@Dencha_V How would you know!? I have someone to look out for on the way to work... Next time: a high 5!

[John Oblong @jonnyoblong]

@Dencha_V if that was you I just saw at the bus stop, I promise it was a coincidence. It doesn't look good after the tinder message 😄

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

hey you boob it's not just liberals, it's Trump's entire base that is angry at him for not keeping his major campaign promise https://t.co/QoUXABGXdw

[John Oblong @jonnyoblong]

@rickygervais I have 2 followers. I know you are thankful for my retweet.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Remember, if someone is offended, telling them you do not give a fuck offends them even more. You're welcome :)

[John Oblong @jonnyoblong]

@RubinReport "hey Karen you have jam on your nose"
"you are just as sexist as mirrors. Why does my positivity threaten you so much?"

[John Oblong @jonnyoblong]

@PrisonPlanet did you witness this for yourself? I don't trust that it's real. I can't share until I know it's real.

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

Does that mean anyone who is pro-migrant is responsible for every theft, rape and murder done by them, @lilyallen?

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Hey @realDonaldTrump, I'm in DC. According to little know law if this gets 10K RT's you have to let me in White House for an interview...

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

If a single Saudi dollar was used to convince someone to vote Hillary... https://t.co/StlnReb8hX

[John Oblong @jonnyoblong]

@ldnantifascists @PrisonPlanet you know what to do...

[John Oblong @jonnyoblong]

@PeterSweden7 @PrisonPlanet the article says he followed them. Let's not support harassment when for once it's actually real.

[John Oblong @jonnyoblong]

Listen @RubinReport I've had an amazing AND revolutionary idea for a debate format show & I know you're the man to run with it. Wanna hear?

[John Oblong @jonnyoblong]

@PrisonPlanet I think you are a hero who is saving humanity and I'm still going to kill you.

[John Oblong @jonnyoblong]

@datnofact @PrisonPlanet *hanged

[John Oblong @jonnyoblong]

@bmpmvp2000 @Sanderson2203 @BBCBreaking lot of guns in the Czech Republic...not as many deaths. Must be the people...

[John Oblong @jonnyoblong]

@rickygervais this feels somewhat ambiguously harassing

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Imagine a modern day civilisation that punished people for insulting Santa Claus.