jonnyontheball

UEFA Football Coach @ChelseaFC @FulhamFC @Official_STFC @BCFC @wwfcofficial Senior Cricket Coach, Cricketer, Published Author.

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New football presenters for the BBC
........... match of the day ....... 😂😂😎

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Liverpool FC..... new sponsor 😂😎🥳⚽️

#LiverpoolFC #scouse #PremierLeague #funny

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I bet it doesn’t have a cup holder…… 🤣🤣🧐

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Mo Salah refusing to leave the pitch because he still has a score to settle with Real Madrid. 🤣🤣🥳
#humour #ChampionsLeague

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Nicola Sturgeon has resigned !

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****** BREAKING NEWS *******

Newcastle's new Italian signing.......

Fatabelli 😂😎🥳⚽️

#PremierLeague #football

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@Nigel_Farage No.... still don't know who you are!? 🤣🤣

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I was out for drinks with friends & had too many beers. I was over the limit, I did something I've never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safely & without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from!

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@HomeOfCricket #Cricket @SurreyCCC_Lon24 #surreycricketclub

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My wife asked me.... "have you seen the cat bowl?"

I replied " I didn't even know he played cricket!"

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Two wins! Proud to be English. Well done lads

#englandcricketteam #EnglandVSenegal #englandfootballteam #englandpakistan #englandsport #england #englandcricket #Englandfootball

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Dear Gareth,

Please bring this man on the next time England play.

Yours sincerely,

England fans everywhere. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Outstanding performance tonight from this young lad for England at the World Cup ! 19 years old....
#worldcup2022 #worldcup #englandfootball #englandfootballteam #judebellingham #football

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It is so corrupt, I would not be surprised if Qatar won ! ⚽️⚽️ 😂😂

#WorldCup2022 #Qatar2022 #QatarWorldCup #worldcup2022qatar #WorldCup #Qatar

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I just got leaflet out of my post-box, informing me that I can have sex at 75........!

I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.......So it's not too far to walk home afterwards......and it's the same side of the street !

I don't even have to cross the road ! 😂😂😎🥳

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Sam's your man!

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A man just threw some milk, cream and butter at me.

How dairy! 😂

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What did you think of England's performance against Italy last night? (keep it clean please!)
Another poor performance.
For me
Stop playing a back 5.
Stop picking your favorites
Stop using Kyle Walker as a central defender.
Stop being so defensive.
Stop boring everyone to death

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It's come home again !!!
That's girls 2 ...... boys 0
#englandhockey #EnglandWomen #Hockey