Jon Pople

[Jon Pople @jonnypople]

@reluctantnicko It’s probably easier to leap frog advertising boards in a pair of shorts. A compulsory trousers at football matches rule could limit this. Nixon’s Law.

[Jon Pople @jonnypople]

@sims_ij @SkyHelpTeam You have just proven the gentleman’s point about terrible communication. Advising to check the broadband when he has clearly stated there’s reports of a major issues affecting multiple people. Maybe liaise with BT Openreach before responding with a generic statement.

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@Ed_Dexter1995 @Mjhand1976 @NFFC_TrentEnd To be fair, it says ‘elite sport’ is carrying on, so we should probably sit this one out.

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@BreezerbatUK Brilliant. The only thing it’s lacking is the ‘oohs’ from the baying balcony crowd.

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@CityGroundShelf And those prats would be the first to moan if we started playing free flowing attacking football then shipped in loads at the back.

[Jon Pople @jonnypople]

@BB_CCG Hello, can you advise when the Orsett Minor Injuries centre closes today? The automated phone message says 7:30pm. But I read somewhere on the last Thursday of the month it closes at 6pm? Thank you

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@Mophy96 @GingerMcfreese

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@nottmtails Paul, pray tell why are there only two championship games this week with the rest playing in a couple of weeks?

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@mrmgr2 Yeah, granted not the team I would have picked. But then again I’m not a football manager. Let’s give it 6/7 games or so.

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@mrmgr2 Too right, anything other than 6-0 is completely unacceptable, absurd and will not be tolerated.

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@BBCSport Stop cocking about with pointless newspaper shit and sort the Predictor out!

[Jon Pople @jonnypople]

I've listed tickets for New Found Glory. The fair fan to fan marketplace https://t.co/72SdBdsZfL via @seetickets #SeeFan2Fan @newfoundglory

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@AlexChaffer @GingerMcfreese

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@Craft_Beer_Shop Good day to you. What slurps have you on draught today pray tell?

[Jon Pople @jonnypople]

@GodofGambIing I've started the day with 60p and would like my mortgage paid off by 1.30pm please. No biggie.

[Jon Pople @jonnypople]

Hello @GordonRamsay, what do you think of this bad boy?

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Jon Pople @jonnypople]

Happy birthday to my chum @BreezerbatUK. Any chance of a retweet @billiepiper? He is a massive fan. #honeytothebee 🐝

[Jon Pople @jonnypople]

@StanCollymore 22 years since the Cantona kick. But, whenever I think of that night I think of the Collymore brace at Chelsea. #bettertimes.