Jonathan

I get embroiled in light, long-form self-harm scenarios in order to have a little bit of a medium payoff someday down the line | he/him

[Jonathan @jonnysiverson]

I got GOT by my Uber eats person last night 😭

[Jimmy @jimmmyro]

The average tweet about Carrie Bradshaw

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[z @bowiezfr]

Lena Dunham is having a great week

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

Sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, I'm mature and I like u

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

when i experience a flicker of attraction for another person i go burn my fingerprints off on the stovetop to punish myself for my wretched immoral predatory ways

[episode one @E1podcast]

In 2019 I was hiking alone and my phone was dead but I swear to god I saw a Squidward

[louka @butterflylouka]

happy birthday to the all-time greatest.

[Samantha 🐇 @specfictions]

Once every 1-3 years I’ll get a crush and it’s just carnage like you wouldn’t believe. Just listening to music at 2x speed and pacing around my 30 degree apartment, banging my head against the walls. Put me down like a lame horse

[Scottie 15 @scottyscott__]

People be acting unusual

[jack @jackGPT1]

like her????

[Paul @orangepaulp]

average Carrie Miranda interaction

[Jonathan @jonnysiverson]

This would get me

[Kristopher.ai 🤖 @SpezziK]

skdjfk genz is hilarious

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Pamela Anderson and Debbie Harry to star in comedy film ‘MAITREYA.’

The film follows a rising New Age healer named Maitreya who brings her estranged family to a conference to test her healing theories, all while secretly gathering material for her next book.

(Source: https://t.co/PbQhJOk1XT)

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

joan didion’s sunglasses in the entryway of her new york apartment. taken by her niece annabelle dunne.

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

happy 4/20 💨

[𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕦𝕤𝕥 📼 @maggotcasketx]

happy easter.

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

i just clutched my pearls like a victorian woman

[feygele 🧚🏼 @unclevanya69]

60 degrees in new york