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[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

GitHub finally moved to serverless.

[internet hero @Jonnyspaceman]

When do we start putting stickers of trump saying “I did that” at gas pumps?

[internet hero @Jonnyspaceman]

I’m of the firm belief that its only reggaeton if its made in Puerto Rico, otherwise its sparkling urbana but, i do be making an exception for feid

[internet hero @Jonnyspaceman]

Disrupting my boycott to say the whole concept of PEP is some nerd shit.(I still follow it)

[internet hero @Jonnyspaceman]

Sometimes you at the bar and your are just wondering if you went the right way in a slay the spire run

[internet hero @Jonnyspaceman]

I love the Irish but i hate their goodbyes 😒

[internet hero @Jonnyspaceman]

Me at work: It works to spec, but how do I make it sexy?

[internet hero @Jonnyspaceman]

This alien news drop is kinda mid. Talk to me when we find an incomprehensible eldritch horror.

[internet hero @Jonnyspaceman]

Susy got all her wisdom teeth removed and got so lean,it makes me wonder what am I doing with mine.

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

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[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Fox News loves to call things 'woke' but never seems to define it. So we tried to figure it out.

Over the last three months, we've conducted our own Wokestigation and it's far more ridiculous than you already thought:

[internet hero @Jonnyspaceman]

How do I convince my employer that I need the apple vision to do my job?

[internet hero @Jonnyspaceman]

@gabcoyne Given how good of a time I had in Maine, maybe lol

[internet hero @Jonnyspaceman]

Life is just fucking good maine

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. @jack, the co-founder of Twitter, has endorsed @RobertKennedyJr for President

@elonmusk, Twitter's current owner, featured RFK Jr in a Twitter space yesterday

And RFK Jr has been showered with positive coverage on Fox News

But lets look at what RFK Jr ACTUALLY BELIEVES

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[nelson @madebynelson_]

😌🦋✨

[internet hero @Jonnyspaceman]

Slutboy summer is about pockets being longer than shorts

[internet hero @Jonnyspaceman]

When my grandparents ask me what I do.

[Daniel W. @ghostinthecable]

*hacker voice*: "I'm in"

[Seva @SevaUT]

hey my wife and I saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe