Jonathan Starr

basically a shitposting account tbh

[Forrest Miller 🎥🏆 @AlwaysFlacko]

There's just something really funny about being "Pro-Life" but also being like "we need to fortify ourselves against feeling empathy for dead babies" lol.

[Jonathan Starr @JonoStarr]

No riots for this though eh? I wonder why

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝙱𝙴𝙰𝚁 🇬🇧 @RangersBear55]

This is Callum Peacock. He battered his girlfriend with a golf club, threw bleach and paint at her, and burned a memorial shirt of her deceased grandmother but has avoided an immediate prison sentence.

The 19-year-old defendant, from St Helens, subjected his partner to a cruel three-hour ordeal inside their home.

Police officers arrived at the flat to find the victim covered in white paint and curled up in a ball on the bathroom floor.

She was audibly sobbing and shrieking through a hole in the door, which was still smouldering and smoking.

During the assault, the teenager hit her with a broom handle and a golf club before putting her in a chokehold from behind.

When she tried to hide in the bathroom, he smashed the door with the golf club and used an aerosol and a lighter to set fire to it.

He then threw dumbbells and a bottle of bleach at her, causing the liquid to splash onto her body.

In what was described in court as an extremely selfish act, he took hold of a memorial t-shirt featuring a photograph of her deceased grandmother.

He set fire to the garment right in front of her while telling her that her nan would rot in hell.

The attack came just two days after another incident where he struck his girlfriend with a hammer following an argument.

Following his arrest, he openly threatened his victim in front of police officers, stating that he was going to smash her face in when he got out.

But he has now walked free from court after a judge handed him an 18-month imprisonment suspended for 18 months.

The court heard he had already spent nearly five months in custody on remand, which the judge noted was the equivalent of a nine-month sentence for a teenager with no previous convictions.

He was also given a five-year restraining order and a rehabilitation activity requirement of up to 20 days.

Another kick in the teeth, metaphorically speaking to the brave young woman who endured his cowardly attacks.

The justice in this country cares more about the accused than the victims.

[Jonathan Starr @JonoStarr]

>The digital age is over. It doesn't help us
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These man are fucking thick 😂😂

[MAKE EUROPA SNOW 🤍❄️🧬 @Make_EuropaSnow]

This is what we need!!! I have been telling White Men to fight back for ages and now FINALLY something is happening, i hope this goes viral, because this video needs to be seen by every single fighting masculine White Men! 🔥💪🏼

[A. @JustAgbaye]

LOOOOOOOOL 🤣🤣

[Jonathan Starr @JonoStarr]

Quite remarkable how many adults don't understand the very simple premise of "two wrongs don't make a right"

[Jonathan Starr @JonoStarr]

The audacity to call other people savages then openly call for them to killed. The state of the fucking world we live in rn

[Zoomer @ZoomerHistorian]

There are families all across Britain and Ireland which are broken forever because third world savages murdered or raped their children.

Fuck them. Every single one of them.

Get out.

[Lewis @_LewisLFC]

I can’t stress how shit life under a Reform/Restore Government will be for everyone. Being a white ‘patriot’ isn’t going to save you from their hatred and incompetence.

[Jonathan Starr @JonoStarr]

I went to see the play this is adapted from recently, I thought it was going to be awful and tbf it was actually really good! Give it a chance you might he surprised

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Has anyone actually taken the time to sit down and watch this? Every clip I’ve seen of it looks legitimately terrible.

[Jonathan Starr @JonoStarr]

In the middle of its story 😂😂 Destiny fans are something else lmao

[Jonathan Starr @JonoStarr]

They're going to use the horrible shitty Clone Wars voice (that sounds absolutely nothing like him) instead aren't they?

[ace ❀ princess @mandolirium]

insane work for them to use Tem’s face but not his voice..I hope he was at least offered the roles

[Jonathan Starr @JonoStarr]

All these pathetic Chelsea fans turning into Liverpool fans of old, only able to talk about history. Sad.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

😏 "If there's any team that can have a pop at Arsenal..."

Olivia Buzaglo hits back at @PiersMorgan for claiming #CFC are in no position to have a go at #AFC! 🤫

[Jonathan Starr @JonoStarr]

Go beef the players then they voted for him 😂😂 but sure this random nonce on X dot com knows better!

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Max Dowman played 153 minutes.

[J @BigJamzLdn]

A Sikh guy kills a white boy and white officers ignore his dying calls but somehow this has become about Muslims and black people.

What a country

[Jonathan Starr @JonoStarr]

Why do you need a guide?? If gay people bother you to this extent you have to wonder why you choose to live in a place where gay people are a normal part of society

[5Pillars @5Pillarsuk]

5Pillars has compiled a brief guide for Muslims living in the West on how to navigate LGBTQ Pride month during June.

https://t.co/jsI0Zb1Ozf

[Jonathan Starr @JonoStarr]

@DaBeardedXeno

[Jonathan Starr @JonoStarr]

Americans when they learn they didn't invent English

[DaBeardedXeno @DaBeardedXeno]

UK people definitely speak a different language cause what the fuck you mean that's what they call a GARBAGE TRUCK???

[Arron Automata 🤖 @Arron_TK]

Grown adult men when a video game has a female protagonist

[Jonathan Starr @JonoStarr]

Why the fuck are they drinking at a so called "protest"?

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I do not want to see patriots thrown in prison because they've had a beer or two, got fired up and acted stupid in the heat of the moment.

The state will make an example of you - they will show no mercy. Your life will be ruined.

Do not attack the police. Be smart. Stay calm.

[Jonathan Starr @JonoStarr]

God I miss running around as a biotic Volus in ME3 multiplayer

[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

Ah yes, human economics. Very fascinating. Very concerning.

*wheeze*

“Who does Earth owe $350 trillion to?”

Mostly itself.

You owe money to pension funds, banks, insurance companies, investment funds, foreign governments, central banks, corporations, and millions of individual investors.

*wheeze*

In other words, humans have invented a system where they borrow money from themselves, pay interest to themselves, panic about it constantly, and then argue on the extranet about who is responsible.

As a Vølüs, I find this arrangement delightfully profitable.

The more interesting question is not who you owe. The question is whether the debt grows faster than the economy that supports it.

* wheeze*

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 100,000 credits per year, nobody cares.

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 12 credits per year, suddenly C-Sec starts asking questions.

Hah hah hah…* wheeze*

So when a human says, “We owe $350 trillion! Who do we owe it to?”

The answer is:

“Mostly other humans. The real question is whether future humans can keep making enough money to convince everyone not to panic.”

* wheeze*

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have several sovereign debt instruments to sell to the Elcor. They take a very long-term view of investments.