Jono Zalay

I'm gone, baby. Find me elsewhere. And get out yourself!

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

BORDER CUSTOMS: *examines passport* Hmm. Do you have any other form of ID?
ME: Yes, but it's not going to help.

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

@tedlieu What the H? This is not only weak it’s stupid and dangerous. Masks off I guess.

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

Hey @Chase I am 0/2 getting into your lounge I pay for after walking across terminals to find an incompressibly long line to get on a wait list that’s an hour long. Make your lounges bigger or stop pretending this is a benefit.

[Saad Asad @realsaadasad]

LA mayor race on housing:

Bass sped up affordable-only projects but kept most neighborhoods off-limits to more housing

Raman wants faster permits and more neighborhoods to allow housing

Pratt opposes SB 79, disputes the shortage, and wants downtown construction.

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

I thought it was #spencerPratt’s parents who were paying for his Hotel Bel Air stay but it was actually his #LAmayor donors! Whoops!

[Julia Wick @sherlyholmes]

A lot going on on this West Adams apartment building

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

Can you believe #SpencerPratt wants to put Spencer Pratt in jail? Finally something we can all agree on! But I’m voting #nithya for #LAmayor and so should you! Check out @Nithya Raman and her plans!

[Nithya Raman @nithyavraman]

Vote for Cynthia Raman on June 2nd!!

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

If an ICE agent is getting hit by that many cars you begin to wonder if he’s asking for it.

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

It seems today was my last day on this app. So long, stinktown!

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

@jeffernaut 🔥🔥🤗🔥🔥

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

@Mitche11R @edubies I’ve actually heard Tony is pretty good at hitting. If they’re women. Ironic how the Rogan crowd hates the idea of a man hitting a woman, but only in hypothetical combat sports.

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

@Ken_Rosenthal Adding to the ratio. U suck dude

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

@bqusdfkhri @Notjulio “It wasn’t Trump, it was just the business he runs” is not the defense u think it is.

For context:
“the former president was mentioned repeatedly during the trial by prosecutors about his connection to the benefits doled out…”

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

@andy_peters Let’s get an ‘84 rematch going! (With opposite outcome 🤞)

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

@CJToledano @robhaze Don’t give his body any ideas

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

@DannyJolles Good man, good bit!

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

@agentbizzle I am better for knowing this! Thank you kind sir!

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

@jules_su Hahaha