J. Parker

🗽 Freelance Graphic Designer | Palpatine’s Sith Apprentice

[J. Parker @jonparkerdotcom]

Tourists walking in NYC be getting they ass beat by these “NY slices”—when them slices start bending like Beckham, you gotta cuff it wit the paper plate or else you gon be chasing them joints lookin crazy 😭

[iNDUBIOUS (Minion #6870933) @PerfectHeist2k]

Terrible comparison bout to be made but Ric Flair wrestle like if John Witherspoon was a wrestler

[J. Parker @jonparkerdotcom]

@orleansway Yall trippin. Its Al Capone 💯

[J. Parker @jonparkerdotcom]

@DToney_Montana 😂🤝🏽

[J. Parker @jonparkerdotcom]

😭😭😭

Cell Games Fitness
BCAA’s are the Senzu Beans

[Rafeal DeLaghetto @DToney_Montana]

@platini954 One slip up squabbling with an idiot and you hitting your head on a 45lb plate. Nope. Let's go to an empty field like in DBZ if you wanna fight.

[• @ScuffleMania]

Triple H’s theme song but the laugh is Kawhi Leonard

[J. Parker @jonparkerdotcom]

Yeeeeah aight, BMW. Gave away MY whip?! Would’ve been a ME-M-W dealership by the time I was done wit ‘em.

Customer won’t answer the phone, yeahh aighttttt 😂

[B ♡ @Ms_Britany]

bro a man on tiktok dropped his car off at bmw for service and they accidentally gave his car to the wrong customer. when he came to pick up his car they told him the customer won’t answer the phone so there’s nothing they can do. baby i would own bmw by the time i’m done suing!

[J. Parker @jonparkerdotcom]

If The Hope has a 1M fans, then I am one of them.

If The Hope has 10 fans, then I am one of them.

If The Hope has only 1 fan, then that is me.

If The Hope has 0 fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.

If the world is against The Hope, then I am against the world.

[HBCU Media Wizard @stevenjgaither]

From Newport News to the world and back to the 757.

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

Shemar Moore is fed up with the media

[J. Parker @jonparkerdotcom]

@WhosNextShow @SnubbPrime @HennyGawddChise 😭😭

[Greg Jennings @GregJennings]

That kinda looks like..., you know what, never mind. 🤔

[Dre Horizon @drehorizon]

Moesha coded 😂

[J. Parker @jonparkerdotcom]

@DragonBallBLK @SnubbPrime 😭😭😭😭. Nah ima have to cop this shit lmao

[J. Parker @jonparkerdotcom]

@JamesGo07543881 Yeah. He’s not allowed to take days off anymore.

[J. Parker @jonparkerdotcom]

Aura-less entrance from TJD. Yikes.

#WWERaw

[Cheo Hodari Coker @cheo_coker]

One single line was all it took to take viewership to the stratosphere. "....Then I was like, nah..."

[J. Parker @jonparkerdotcom]

@SnubbPrime @Nonchalant1212 “I got to have her” energy for sure 😂

[J. Parker @jonparkerdotcom]

@Nonchalant1212 @SnubbPrime the Jean Grey debate = 💀😂

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Recasting X-Men with Black actors.

[chavíto @Chavito316]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I gotta stop 😭