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[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

@BenVolin nice spreadsheet, watch this

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

thanks

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

@BenVolin Did Caleb prove himself yet???

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

@BenVolin LMAOOOOO

[Ms. Hatchett–Bayonette @robber0540]

https://t.co/YTBABys1Ts

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

white people love to post shit like “according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, so that means one good girl is worth $8.33!”

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

Architectural Digest articles in the 1920s: INSIDE LOOK at Buster Keaton’s new Manhattan penthouse 👀 (it costs ELEVEN DOLLARS per month 🤯)

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

i was there irl

[Basin @ItzBasin]

where the great shift on whole lotta red started

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

@thecarm idiot

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

as a Carti fan in 2016 the most problematic behavior you had to defend was him bringing a dog on stage, fast forward a decade and this man is the devil incarnate

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

NFL fanbase documentaries be like:
Old woman dressed head-to-toe in team gear: “This fanbase isn’t just people who root for the same team, we’re more like a family”
*Hard cut to drunk obese manchild jumping off a car through a flaming table*

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

my gilfriend is Georgeous and has a W Bush

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

@stompysmith wow his unreleased bag really crazy

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

just saw this live and its gonna be a hit, watch this space

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

NFL legend Mike Ditka, who revolutionized the tight end position before becoming the head coach of the world champion 1985 Bears and a towering figure in the city of Chicago, has passed away, his family announced. He was 86.

[august smith 🛸🔴 @augustjsmith]

A trailer for my new poem, "Not Enough Vision." It uses eye-tracking software to react to your gaze. It's about Aaron Swartz, surveillance, and more. 👁️

I’m honored to be 1 of 6 Austin poets selected for Layers of Place: Austin, a project from @MIT @opendoclab's Augmented Reality and Public Space Artist Collective.

Links to the poems below 👇

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

my most famous tweet was a pun about sucking penis with 50 rt

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

it's actually fucking crazy i haven't had a single hit tweet in like 15 years on this website. tweeting bullshit for nobody

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

@elleomeno your dog is as close to cats as a dog can be!!!

[‎‎‎‎ ‎ jp‎‎ @jonpauIsmith]

not googling anything anymore, fuck this