JonPaul Patton Jr

“A brotha like me man, I love the game, I love the hustle man..” - Money Mitch 💸 University of Hawaii alum

[JonPaul Patton Jr @jonpaul_patton]

Her shirt says it all🤣

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

She’s spraying mace like it’s an air freshener

[JonPaul Patton Jr @jonpaul_patton]

2 mil per month and job of my choice.. are you kidding

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

You can only pick two

1. A new car
2. ⁠2 million per month
3. ⁠Unlimited free food
4. ⁠Job of choice
5. ⁠100 million right now

[JonPaul Patton Jr @jonpaul_patton]

@casualtakeking Wemby hasn’t accomplished NEARLY enough to earn a seat at this table…

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

We literally did everything they told us to do & then they changed the rules..

[goma @soigomaa]

My Roman Empire is the research that shows that only 10-15% of the population is self aware. You're telling me 90% of the population never self reflects? Has no awareness of their own habits and patterns? Never looks at their own thoughts, emotions, interactions,and behaviors? I wish I could say I'm surprised but it explains so much.

[Josh Innes @JoshInnesShow]

Fanatics is possibly the worst thing to ever happen to sports gear

[sure is a hot one @playpigeonss]

Meet Michael Rubin. He's the reason all of your team's merchandise is cheaply made trash. He's the reason every league's jerseys are pure shit. He's the reason everything you buy lasts 4 washes. A true inspiration.

[Joe Redden | The Older Millennial @teameffujoe]

This school has a 0% in math proficiency.

0%

Not a single child in that high school is able to do math at their correct grade level. But yeah, let’s make sure they get out there to protest.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Please teach your sons that they don’t have to tolerate bad attitudes from poorly raised girls in order to be seen as a good man or a real man.

[ESPN @espn]

This sequence of events in Pitt-ECU 😳

ECU's TD was overturned for an inadvertent whistle, Pitt takes the lead on a scoop and score and then ECU answers back 😮

[JonPaul Patton Jr @jonpaul_patton]

People always look at me crazy when I say that as a society, we allowed a majority of our problems to be created…

[ღ @stfnigg]

humans were never meant to be this busy that’s why everybody is anxious and depressed.

[USS Arizona @USSArizona]

This is the USS Arizona Memorial with USS Arizona below her as she appears today. A place of extreme reverence. #PearlHarbor84

[JonPaul Patton Jr @jonpaul_patton]

The fact that Twitter was only available in the US for years is crazy to me. Now mfs in Lithuania can see how insane we all are

[JonPaul Patton Jr @jonpaul_patton]

This is the most boring SEC championship game I’ve ever witnessed in 27 years breathing air

[JonPaul Patton Jr @jonpaul_patton]

Why is it I can run off 4-6 hours of sleep every day but every single person I come in contact with needs at least 10 hours. Shit don’t make no sense

[i am @hotter]

i understand why people go legit insane like i get it

[JonPaul Patton Jr @jonpaul_patton]

@babyy_dai @herchosenpath @TemsPen Dummy, every kid in the existence since legos has made a toy gun… you ain’t say nothing smart. Shawty talking about overall respect for the dad, something you prolly ain’t got for nobody

[JonPaul Patton Jr @jonpaul_patton]

COVID single handedly ruined the way society ran both physically and mentally, far beyond the point where a lot of people can’t remember what life was like before COVID

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

Ain’t no secrets in this chamber

[JonPaul Patton Jr @jonpaul_patton]

Help me settle a debate. If you and a friend make plans for 3pm, does that mean leave by 3pm or be at the location by 3pm