Jon Payne

[Tim Brannigan @tim_brannigan]

Sorry but this is the funniest fash riot scene you’ll see, bar none. Hall of Famer.

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

They’re not wrong.
For the last three years I’ve had to buy pizza on the dark web.

[Jon Payne @jonpayne61]

@SP_EnergyPeople Any chance anyone can help me with a billing issue? I've been charged £1600 for an account the I closed down in October 😂 Your online chat is awful and your helpline just cuts me off as you're 'experiencing high call volumes'.

[MK Lightning Ice Hockey @MKLightningIHC]

You asked 😁........ "through the legs 🥅"

What a goal...... this was goal number 3 for MKL⚡️ last night from Rory.

Next home game 28th Dec 🎄 7.45pm.

Nearly 2000 tickets sold already 🙌 so don't miss out!

Get tickets 🎟️ here ➡️ https://t.co/L8Lq83zYJg

[Jon Payne @jonpayne61]

@NandosUK @Deliveroo Not sure how you’ve failed to deliver my order twice in one day. The flat is literally 50 metres from your restaurant 😂😂 #shambles

[Jon Payne @jonpayne61]

@VodafoneUK Any idea when it will be back up in NN7? Keeps telling me my password is incorrect...

[Jon Payne @jonpayne61]

Poor customer service from @StarlingBank. Instead of just using 'computer says no', why can't you just use a bit of common sense and actually try to resolve the situation in a positive way. So frustrating!

[Jon Payne @jonpayne61]

Hi @Myprotein Is there any chance I can actually get a refund on a missing item? Almost 3 months since my order, getting nowhere over email and now getting fobbed off by your messaging service. Clearly says it’s been dispatched but I am being told otherwise.

[Alan Brett© @DJADBMc]

Maybe not such a great idea recording #TeamGB pre-game 🤣

[Michael McQuaid @McQuaidNFL]

The greatest F1 moment ever? Martin Brundle thinking this guy is @PatrickMahomes 😂😂

[Jon Payne @jonpayne61]

@edfenergy Hi - Not had a bill since October and keen to make sure we're up to date. Just keep on going around in circles with your whatsapp bot...🤦‍♀️

[Jon Payne @jonpayne61]

Hi @nextofficial Any idea how I locate a wrongly delivered parcel? These are not my bins despite what @Hermesparcels think 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

[Scott @ScottRuth]

Madeley has just gone full Partridge again when talking about Shamima Begum #GMB

[George Lineker @GeorgeLineker]

3 covid deaths today. Extending the lockdown though thankfully 👍

[Jon Payne @jonpayne61]

Good to see @VodafoneUK are up to their usual standard 😂 Any idea why our plan hasn’t changed as arranged from 1/6?

[Jon Payne @jonpayne61]

@PersimmonHomes Almost three years on and our roads are still not finish. Came home from work to find this bit of handiwork outside my house 😂🤡 Even by your standard this takes the piss 😂

[George Fox 🦊 @Comedyfox]

The best 18 seconds of my life since I lost my virginity and 15 seconds of that was just me apologising.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Crazy. Bonkers. We have lost our fucking minds over this.

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

How did we go from "flatten the curve" to "stay home until you accept communism"?

[MK Lightning Ice Hockey @MKLightningIHC]

The countdown📅 is on for the first game of The Streaming Series against Swindon Wildcats🐈.
In preparation for this we have a few changes to our roster - find out all the details here ➡️:https://t.co/Nf1iyTSGsP