Jon Ralston

Professional word nerd. Serial comma killer. Purveyor of puns.

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The FFXVI battle music makes me feel like I can run through a concrete wall.

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Dude was literally using national secrets as emergency toilet paper.

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[FINAL FANTASY VII @finalfantasyvii]

Get a first glimpse at the captivating story, thrilling gameplay and expansive world of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, the highly anticipated new story in the critically acclaimed FFVII remake project. #FF7R

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I, for one, am ready to see Red XIII in a sailor suit.

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Top studios from around the world take center stage in today's PlayStation Showcase. Tune in live at 1pm Pacific / 9pm BST on YouTube or Twitch: https://t.co/5fI2VnsL17

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"Not bad." - Leon S. Kennedy, after coldly sniping the head off a horrifying tentacle monster from a hundred yards away

"Not bad." - me, after taking 5 minutes to kill a small spider with a tissue

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@larryvillelife If you told me that was actually Bill Murray in the trailer I would believe it.

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Twitter is invaluable as a tool to consume news but I will be OK with it continuing to be run into the ground if it means no more insufferable video game/political/sports/celebrity discourse for the rest of my life.

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How in god's name did I end up in the timeline where literal members of Congress are complaining to the literal president of the United States about Final Fantasy 16 being a PlayStation exclusive get me outta here.

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Of all the times #KUbball has lost an NCAA Tournament game for stupid reasons the last 30 years, this one ranks... pretty low tbh.

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When you hop online and everyone's arguing about the ending to The Last of Us.

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@larryvillelife This week's episode really underscores how the show (and games) are basically Westerns at their core.

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Live look at Kansas City:

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Not hearing fireworks so much as random explosions.

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CHEESEBURGERS FOR EVERYONE.

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On one drive, officials ruled that a receiver catching the ball with two feet down both was and was not a catch.

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I like how the explanation of why that wasn’t a catch started with the literal definition of a catch.

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Chris Jones, not a fan of bullshit.