Jon Hayward

Dog Mom / Wine Aunt

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You’re tying to enjoy what little summer you get.

Suddenly, a team building event for work shows up in Outlook.

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When you have to interact with a co-worker for even one second.

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It’s Sunday morning. You’re watching your child’s sports team. There are 5 boys named Knox on a 12 person team.

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Me at any given minute while at work:

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The BTS meal is back at McDonalds, finally life is worth living again!

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@JustBins When you’re horny on main.

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@thwompbox That’s 10 yard penalty for getting past the Kansas City OL, we’ll replay the first down.

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Is there a gas leak at Canadian Tire’s corporate headquarters?

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Oh yes, let me use this work-in-progress site to handle my important car and house insurance. Why even offer this?

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What would I do with a time machine? Go back and tell myself to never volunteer for anything, ever.

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There are like 20 Apple TV exclusive Tom Hanks movies. I don’t want to watch a single one of them.

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@PremierScottMoe "Here's another bad thing the NDP did 17 years ago that apparently wasn't actually bad enough to fix." Pathetic, fire your strategy teams, Scotty, they're cooked.

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@mrsmikebrownyo Apparently my wife agrees. “Moist” in big,
Bold print in the front is also quite the choice.

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I appreciated this on my morning run. #experienceregina

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@SaskPower Power outage in Prairie View on Sherman Road.

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https://t.co/q06nFX89ua

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Win it for Colby.
Win it for Ben.
Win it for Joey.

#letsgooilers

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Number of openly carried machetes spotted going to/from Riders games: 3. #experienceregina

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Still alive! See you in Sunrise! #letsgooilers #wewantthecup

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I believe in the Edmonton Oilers.