Jonathan Jimenez

[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.

[Jonathan Jimenez @jonryan90]

@Vibatron WIN, FULL SEND

[Jonathan Jimenez @jonryan90]

@ChicagoBears @CALEBcsw Just noticed Behr Paint’s slogan and it’s honestly a match made in heaven. Gotta partner up in something!

[Brendan Sugrue @BrendanSugrue]

Retweet if the @NFL and @nflcommish made a mistake not giving the Bears compensatory picks for losing Ian Cunningham.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Leave your legacy.

[Dave @davebftv]

I'm glad the Bears didn't give up 2 first round picks for Maxx Crosby.

He's a great player but I'd rather keep the picks. Build through the draft.

You can target Trey Hendrickson or even Khalil Mack in free agency.

This route always always made more sense to me.

[Bears Nation @BearsNationCHI]

DJ Moore’s first play as a Chicago Bear

[Jonathan Jimenez @jonryan90]

@KiylerTarnawski @MLFootball @KruseSports_ @KennyKing_Jr @MitchellRenz365 @RaidersBeat @RaiderHours Well based on this picture, yes they do. Raiders were 3rd most likely and they did. Bears are 1st most likely but not guaranteed

[Jonathan Jimenez @jonryan90]

@Brown_World7 7

[Jonathan Jimenez @jonryan90]

@YouTubeTV what’s the point of NFL Ticket if I can’t watch the Bears preseason game out of network. Why is this blocked in OH? All games should be available even if it’s preseason.

[Jonathan Jimenez @jonryan90]

@CALEBcsw Hah my brother made the same joke

[Jonathan Jimenez @jonryan90]

@holyknowlie @ErikLambert1 He said Dbags and assholes, not criminals

[Jonathan Jimenez @jonryan90]

@ilannfl

[Jonathan Jimenez @jonryan90]

@GGBreakingPoint @scump the throne has sat empty ever since you left…..

Reclaim it.

Not for glory. Not for legacy.

Do it because you are not finished yet. There is still a spark of fire within you that no one in the world can match. Don’t regret letting your remaining few years slip away. 👑

[Joey @CalebGoatQB1]

Hey Ashton Jeanty,

We’re all good bro, we have Ian Wheeler

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Unless incentives are changed, the outcome will not improve.

Successful teachers should receive higher compensation and terrible teachers must be fired.

[Jonathan Jimenez @jonryan90]

Damn I just wanted a trench player and I could have slept good tonight #Bears

[turkey roaster @hail2snerd]

@KenHeLive Your life is on the line. You can pick one basketball player to make a shot. Miss and you die. Nobody in their right mind is picking the mental midget LeBron James

[Jonathan Jimenez @jonryan90]

@NickADobos @jamesrollins real like Monk 🤯

[Clayster @Clayster]

What old CoDs are actually still possible to play functionally? I really wanna explore some old man 8's, kick it in teamspeak like the old days. Think it could actually be really fun to get a lot of older players involved that you don't see around the community much anymore