Jonstradamus ☣

Archangel of Truth with a Devilish Tongue 😈
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Bi-racial #MASSHOLE by Birth
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Your conspiracy theories have no power here

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Players denied entry .
Officials denied entry .
Referees denied entry.
Now they're denying fans entry.

The U.S was a terrible choice to host the world cup.

[Covie @covie_93]

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list who raped kids.

[Jonstradamus ☣ @jonsaidstuff]

@Amy_Siskind The Blobfather, Don Snoreleone, strikes again!

[Jonstradamus ☣ @jonsaidstuff]

As I kinda expected, Knicks sufferred a #TrumpCurse tonight

Better hope he doesn't want to go to game 4...

[Mall Bangers @MallBangers]

The world lost Anthony Bourdain 8 years ago today. I love this quote from him.

[Movie Xtra @Movie_Xtra1]

Childhood is when you think Tom Cruise's the hero. You become a man when you realize it was Jack Nicholson: he did what was necessary.

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

You have GOT to see this video of a MAGA candidate getting called out on his LIES!

[Rep. Joe Neguse @RepJoeNeguse]

Tax cuts for billionaires, while gutting assistance programs for hard-working Americans.

Unconscionable.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Acting AG Todd Blanche says he's working to install "roadblocks" to prevent Democrats from prosecuting Trump and his associates in the future

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: New York City crime has hit a new historic low in 2026...

NYC's fewest murders & shootings in the first 5 months of a year in it's history.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[Craft Lager Enjoyer @lost_histories]

Absolute nuke of a reply lmao

[Jonstradamus ☣ @jonsaidstuff]

@JSzimanous55923 I'm heartbroken to see this. 💔 John was the brightest star of kindness & inspiration for me here. Whether it was his example of caring for cats, or his courage to fight the cancer that afflicted him, he was the hero we needed. He was truly good

Love & hugs to you, RIP to John

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Michael Fanone: “Scott Jennings accuses us of having Trump Derangement Syndrome. Scott Jennings has Trump Dicksucking Syndrome. He can’t manage to call out or hold Donald Trump accountable for any wrongdoing. That’s the cult of MAGA”

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Thomas Massie says he will publicly read the names of the Epstein clients before his time in Congress comes to an end.

Massie says there will be no high-level arrests as long as Todd Blanche and Kash Patel work for the United States government.

Massie says Melania Trump knows the truth about Epstein not acting alone.

"Todd Blanche is violating the law."

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Minimize envy. Just because someone else wins doesn’t mean you lose.

[Jonstradamus ☣ @jonsaidstuff]

That final cemetery scene in Saving Private Ryan always gets me...
#MemorialDayClassic
#MemorialDay
#SomeGaveAll