Jon Selig

1/2 stand-up, 1/2 salesguy, all parental disappointment. I help sellers keep their day jobs. SKOmedy!

I suck at twitter, so:

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

@DaveMeier Smartphones.

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

"They think it's easy to do 10 or 15 minutes (of stand-up) about your boring company. I don't know anyone here, I don't know how it works".

Hey @DavidSpade: outsource me to write you some jokes they'll appreciate. I'll make you shine like the cubic zirconia that you are.

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

@hnshah I prefer eating cookies and watching TV, but i also don't code, so...

[Will Allred 💜✉️ @WillAllred117]

"I don't often reply unless I can tell the email is full-send custom, followed by quick punchy content."
- CRO (co valued @ $800m)

This quote was left in my comments. The part to focus on... "I can tell the email is full-send custom"

This is your buyer's mental spam filter.

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

A #growthhack, y'all. I do live to give.

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

Loads of SDRs used tp engage with my #linkedin content. Since the algo change, only fellow middle-agers do, reach has plummeted, while useless posts (selfies, motivation) crush. Middle-aged connections say they're experiencing the same. Does Linkedin's algo have an age-bias?

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

Anyone else’s LinkedIn app not working up to snuff? My messages hang after they’re sent, names of people who liked my post are displayed vertically, and it crashes a lot. Help!

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

LinkedIn’s down. This is my methadone.

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

@shanegibson @jayacunzo @aagha @LinkedIn No need. As my post claimed I would do, I ate them all, which is why I’ve returned to Montréal.

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

@shanegibson @jayacunzo @aagha @LinkedIn Sadly, those 20 likes can’t buy me an *actual* taco.

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

This is probably the most anyone’s ever spent to stage a dad joke.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

Anyone else having trouble accessing Linkedin or has an entire platform finally taken action against my jokes?

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

Reveal yourself!!!
https://t.co/7Uu82PEMA7 via @LinkedIn

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

A jokewriting tip for salespeople. Together, let's take a boring adjective and find ways to make it pop.

https://t.co/OuTemJUpF6

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

@RBC I need help ASAP. Your credit card fraud hotline is broken. Long wait times, scheduled callbacks with no live agent, just a repeat of the first message I received. Huge waste of time and adding to my stress.

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

@Sam_Elliott42 @SaaStrAnnual @ciencecom Gracias! What kind of prompt?

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

Listen, I'll be at SaaStr, where you can book me for a braindate where I help you write a joke - that gets prospects' attention. Help me, help you.
@SaaStrAnnual
https://t.co/mqRIRNTbr4 #braindate #SaastrAnnual

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

@jasonvana Rotary dial phones are great at this.

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https://t.co/0jYfnLe3Nl

[Jon Selig @jonselig]

The only thing colder than your outreach...

...is the shoulder your prospects give it.

Which is why I've created a fast, simple, affordable self-paced course for anyone doeing cold outreach.

Link threaded in tweet below.

#coldcalling #prospecting #salesdevelopment

[Sales Feed @sales_feed]

be funny, make money.

LIVE! TODAY!

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