jon’s fonda

gremlin by day; gremlìn by night. big on the gay stuff.

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

On Columbus Day, Liza Minnelli serenades President Bush with “New York, New York” in the White House East Room.

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

why is this doing numbers? 😭😭😭

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

he’s so so so hot 😭

[TMZ @TMZ]

NY congressional candidate Chris Gallant isn't shying away from his kinky past. Instead, he's embracing it in his race by "making politics sexy again."

[shannon beador’s ninth lemon 🍋 @jonesingforwhat]

genuinely how the fuck did she do this #RHONY

[@DCHomos @DCHomos]

The National Guard watching people commit crimes.

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

it’s going to be lux. lol.
taol a close second.
raye is queen but it’s not aoty. where is my husband maybe record or song of the year because it blew up. but even then, probably not. her and al green could/should win for r&b record—a perfect song.
and my conspiracy theory is that she is sitting on the abbey road session because she wants to win an oscar and make a play for best music film or something.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Top contenders for ‘Album of the Year’ at the 2027 GRAMMYs, according to The Hollywood Reporter:

• ‘The Great Divide’ by Noah Kahan
• ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love’ by Olivia Rodrigo
• ‘The Art of Loving’ by Olivia Dean
• ‘THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE.’ by RAYE

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

school of rock those fucking kids’ world

[Metro @MetroUK]

Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’ https://t.co/cYaeTQ1dQw

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

i’m sorry. this is very funny to me.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“Patient Zero” by Taylor Swift debuts at #1 on the Hot 100.

It becomes her 16th No. 1 single.

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

Did a thing today. He’s precious.

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

TIL…

[khia asylum 101 @khiaasylum101]

because this “sport” is a psyop by BlackRock and M0ssad… play tennis like a real man

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

@rainygay1 what???

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

my neighborhood in dc sits firmly in this category—even with actual copycat restaurants!

[T @HappinessHitHim]

Unfortunately the ‘trendy area’ in every city that isn’t New York just reads as shitty Williamsburg to me

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

actually we need less manhattan stuff in north brooklyn

[RAM Sanchez @ramblingsanchez]

Idk maybe I’m not cool, but we need a RISE in Williamsburg

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

I personally hope they never work it out on a remix.

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

Everything’s bigger in Texas (except economic growth)

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

can the staff clarify to my man that me tugging on his **** is an attempt to show typical courtship, not aggression?

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Visitors at an aquarium were surprised to see a leopard shark on another shark’s fin.

Staff clarified it wasn’t aggression but typical courtship, sharks hold fins as part of how they show interest,

this is how sharks flirt

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

hot take is curtis would have made a great mayor, because he has one thing that many nyc mayors historically have not: a love for the city and hope to make it better

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

please give me the buddy comedy.

[Ashleyy @dontsippy]

Zohran Mamdani holds Curtis Sliwa’s hand because he was scared of the flu shot lol. A duo I never saw coming 😂

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

@Neil_McNeil replies are wild

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Awkward first day at work when the secret service had to give you an extra pat down because your cage set off the metal detector :/

alternate joke: should work for cnn, caged news network

etc.

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

*EMIGRATION NEWS*

It is a huge honour to be promoted to @GBNews US Political Editor at such a pivotal time for this country, the United States, and the world.

Now, more than ever, on matters of peace, prosperity, and technological progress, an understanding of how Washington is thinking is to get a head start on British politics and policy down the line too.

I'm delighted to be moving to DC in time for the midterm elections, as so much that matters for the whole world could be decided across an ocean in a matter of weeks.

From beefing up our weekday daytime coverage from Washington, to hosting the Late Show Live, I can't wait to get stuck in.

[jon’s fonda @jonsfonda]

bought the business class option that doesn’t include lounge access (???) and now i’m probably going to throw myself in the turbine of the next plane i see 🫠