Jon Slack-Smith

I.T. Consultant by day, Life Saver... also by day, but on weekends. Possessor of a flawed brain.

[Jon Slack-Smith @jonslacksmith]

@thisisanfield There should be a difference between a Liverpool kit, made by Adidas and an ADIDAS kit, worn by Liverpool.
I have no problem with Adidas as a company; it's just their 3 stripes are overpowering on anything but a shoe.
A swoosh, an NB, an Umbro logo - none of them take over a kit

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@hicasamadim 2^(n+2) - 2

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@englishteacher2 @TheRickWilson Spider-Pig - The Simpsons - YouTube https://t.co/83GIeJPDwt

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@OMGFacts Keep painting. Put in a bridge, a ladder, a boat and a helicopter.

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@mymixtapez He used to be quite flexible but now he can't touch his toes.

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@Wisdom_HQ @HypeDramaQueen I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid... I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone, and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that.

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@chipstuart67 @Tim_Burgess I nearly missed the boat too. For some reason I didn't really like Fool's Gold when I first heard it. Maybe I was just having a bad day. When I finally listened to the first album, I was glad I did. One of the few albums where you never skip a track.

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@nalbis @DanielB33548585 I See You've Played Knifey Spoony Before https://t.co/sT9TGazCOz

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@JATTSOPRANO316 That, and where's the fun beating them 4-0, 5-0, 7-0 if everyone else can beat them?

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@JATTSOPRANO316 It has stopped being funny for me.

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Who are you, and what have you done with the real #Liverpool?

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@veggie_eric I can tell you to go see a doctor in German, or that some dog doesn't like strawberries
Trying to make it like a game, competing against others and turning the app icon into an angry frown while threatening to reset my streak annoys me more than makes me want to learn.

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@QuadLockCase Maybe the faulty 12v to usb adapter I returned to the retailer in early March so it could be inspected by the distributor was in that container. It does seem to have vanished somewhere without trace.

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@StarfishF11 @slam254 @vocalcry Apparently Australia was the first to ban it and that was as "recently" as 1987. I was on planes semi-regularly as a kid in country New South Wales a fair bit for a few years back then and am pretty sure the smoking section was on one side of the aisle...

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@Loganwolfen @deanandersonnyc @thejefflutz @davidaxelrod I saw that about Chamberlain and thought I had been a total and utter ignoramus all these years for thinking he was a conservative, happy to let the Austrian painter have a chunk of someone else's land.
Turns out I wasn't the ignoramus.

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@mariesiu755 @LaNativePatriot You could ask Google, "Hey Google, is it true that pink was once considered a masculine colour?". Google will answer along the lines of, "why yes, it is the true that pink was considered a masculine colour, similar to red, which was associated with strength and courage".

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@_GeorgieFrancis It's been upgraded to an "unplanned outage". Maybe I was just too quick to check online

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Has anyone ever had an #nbnoutage where, clearly, it's the #NBN modem not connecting to the NBN network, visited https://t.co/k2bT8dfnoT and seen anything other than "No nbn network outage detected" at their address?
Yes, I have tried turning it off and on again.

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@kirawontmiss I think it's the butternut

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An interesting artefact in #GoogleMaps. I'm pretty sure there's no tunnel at this intersection.