Lil Sleepy

An old history teacher that does nothing ♊️

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

My uncle just told me he stole my nose, but it's clearly his thumb. What is this woke bullshit

[Lil Sleepy @jonsleepyy]

This explains so much about my dating life

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study Finds Not Acting Like Total Fucking Moron Most Attractive Quality In Potential Mate https://t.co/VtDFUpRqsn

[Lil Sleepy @jonsleepyy]

More people use the signal app than use their turn signals, we really live in a society

[Lil Sleepy @jonsleepyy]

Costs me like $40 to fill up my literal Prius

[Trey Smith @SlimiHendrix]

he was right and they laughed at him

[Lil Sleepy @jonsleepyy]

I feel like everyone I keep developing crushes on is also a Gemini, what’s going on here?

[Lil Sleepy @jonsleepyy]

My version of memorizing pi for sure

[megan @chismosavirus]

i clicked on your spotify link and listened to the whole song. i love you btw

[Lil Sleepy @jonsleepyy]

I miss the 2010’s and I never thought I would

[ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ @leamaric]

Sorry for this

[Big Miss Steak @mourningxeyes]

Dating someone who hates you really builds character (I have permanent brain damage)

[Lil Sleepy @jonsleepyy]

They just don't make music like they used to smh

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

going to The Fault in Our Stars universe and dying

[Lil Sleepy @jonsleepyy]

Got out some heartburn medication cause I was having acid reflux and one of my students goes “can I have some?” They literally thought it was candy

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

this is very funny

[Tage @TageErlinger]

Haha, what a wicked and ironic comment bro. Now try saying someting true and beautiful.