Jon Smith

Author - YA | Satire | Fantasy - The Fifth Horseman / The Arb. Screenwriter & Musical Theatre librettist

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Trailer reveal for Dreamweaver The Musical - written by Jon Smith & Leon Parris - Trailer 16x9 https://t.co/e0nleX2MIZ

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Vincent Lupo is not a hero. He’s a burned-out vampire who just wants to drink in peace - unfortunately, vampire society is collapsing, revenants are rioting, and everyone’s decided he’s in charge.

He isn’t. He’s just tired. And sarcastic. And very, very undead.
#UrbanFantasy

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Et Tu, Brute? marches boldly (and somewhat accidentally) into the world today —

Smart, satirical, and gloriously historically irresponsible, Et Tu, Brute? skewers the myths of Rome with the sharpest quill in the Republic.
Available NOW wherever books are sold.
#HistoricalHumour

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Three days until Et Tu, Brute? hits the world. Get ready for chaos, conspiracy, and Rome’s most overstressed scribe.

#EtTuBrute #ImperiumInterrupted #RomanSatire #HistoricalHumour #HistoricalFiction #SatireBooks #ComedyBooks #RomanHistory #Caesar #BookLaunchCountdown

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When a vampire turns up dead with a familiar symbol carved into his flesh, Vincent and Mrs Barley realise the prophecy isn’t finished. It’s evolving.
And this time, the past they buried isn’t staying buried.
#FangAndLoathing #TheStakeoutDiaries #VampireComedy #UrbanFantasyBooks

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🩸 IT’S HERE. 🩸
The Stakeout Diaries is officially out in the wild!

If you like your fantasy sharp, your vampires sarcastic, and your stakes both literal and emotional—this one’s for you.
👉 Sink your teeth in today. Link in bio.
#VampireComedy #UrbanFantasy #BookLaunch

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COVER REVEAL

Dark, funny, and full of fangs—The Stakeout Diaries is the second book in the Fang & Loathing Trilogy.
🩸 Releases November 1st in ebook, paperback, and FREE on Kindle Unlimited.
#TheStakeoutDiaries #FangAndLoathing #VampireComedy #UrbanFantasy #FantasyBooks

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🩸 Five days to go…
The Council wanted Vincent Lupo on a boring little stakeout.
Instead, he’s knee-deep in blood dens, influencer vampires, aristocratic tantrums—and a prophecy that refuses to stay buried.

The Stakeout Diaries
Out in 5 days.

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🚨 COVER REVEAL 🚨

Et Tu, Brute? is a darkly funny Roman farce about an impending assassination, and the bureaucratic nightmare of rewriting history before the ink’s even dry.
📜 Assassins are circling.
🗂 Forms are missing.
🐐 And the omens are… inconsistent.
#RomanSatire

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⚔️ COVER REVEAL IN 2 DAYS ⚔️
Something gloriously inappropriate is coming…
In just 48 hours, the veil lifts on Et Tu, Brute?—the first book in the new satirical fantasy series Imperium, Interrupted.

Expect Blackadder with scrolls. Discworld in a toga.
And it all begins here—

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🩸 Meet Vincent Lupo — vampire, writer, and walking public-relations nightmare.

He’s just trying to finish his smutty novel and avoid responsibility… until a severed head shows up in his fridge quoting lines from his old play.

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🩸✨ TROPE CHECK 🩸✨

If you enjoy your vampires sarcastic, your prophecies badly translated, and your found families emotionally unavailable — congratulations, you’re home.

Destiny Can Bite Me — a sardonic urban fantasy with blood, banter, and very bad decisions.

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🩸 Fangs out, world! ‘Destiny Can Bite Me’ just sunk its teeth into the #1 bestseller spot for Parody on Amazon🍷

Vincent Lupo wants a drink.
The prophecy wants him dead.
Who wins? Spoiler: It’s probably the wine.

#Bestseller #DestinyCanBiteMe #AmazonParody #UrbanFantasy

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🩸🎉 It’s here!

Destiny Can Bite Me — Book 1 of the Fang & Loathing trilogy — is out in the wild today!

Darkly funny, sharp, and unexpected — this is vampire fantasy with bite.

👉 Grab your copy now — link in bio.
#DestinyCanBiteMe #FangAndLoathing #BookLaunch #VampireComedy

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🩸✨ FOUR DAYS. That’s all that stands between you and a sarcastic vampire who’d rather finish his smutty novel than save the world.

Expect blood, banter, and very bad decisions.

📖 Destiny Can Bite Me (Fang & Loathing, Book 1)
⚰️ Out in 4 days. https://t.co/0HjuoeYAIt

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🩸 Destiny Can Bite Me lands 5th October.
Pre-order now and be first to sink your teeth in!
👉 Link in comments.

#DestinyCanBiteMe #PreOrderNow

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I loved writing the libretto and lyrics for this powerful, joyful, and deeply Malaysian show.

Live at PJPAC, 1 Utama
📅 29–30 August 2025
Tickets: https://t.co/ahbzvRKlQT
Use code DWTEAM20 for 20% off
Hope to see you there!
#DreamweaverMusical #MalaysianTheatre #PJPAC2025

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🩸🖤 COMING SOON 🖤🩸
Fang & Loathing – a vampire comedy series that bites back.
Grumpy vamps, snarky teens, ancient prophecies, and one hell of a kebab.
Dark, weird, and occasionally covered in blood (but, like, the funny kind).#FangAndLoathing #VampireComedy #DarkHumourBooks

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@deadpoetseraph @BookSpotlight Nice. But which one first?!?!

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