Jon Swift

Aspiring author going through a bit of a reboot phase

[Jon Swift @jonswiftauthor]

"press and reveal the image"

No. Fuck off.

[Jon Swift @jonswiftauthor]

Good job Hughes stayed on isn't it?

We'd be struggling if he hadn't made all these signings the new manager had asked for 🙄

[Percival Merganser @lennylaw]

Still one of the funniest sketches ever. David Baddiel struggles to hold it together at the end which makes it even better.

[Jon Swift @jonswiftauthor]

It wouldn't be a summer transfer window without Chelsea signing 10 new players.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Chelsea have agreed to sign USA talented winger Benji Flowers for their Academy, here we go!

#CFC agreed all terms with Flowers to join from Dallas FC as soon as he turns 18.

Seen as one of the most talented youngsters in USA. Follows @tombogert story.

[Jon Swift @jonswiftauthor]

More rich dickheads investing in the club?

Awesome 🙄

[Alper Üçok @AlperUcok]

Meanwhile, Germany's public TV broadcast ZDF...

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

The pundits and legends getting ready for the World Cup final. 🤝

[Jon Swift @jonswiftauthor]

@BackseatsmanLFC They're not allowed to play live because Animal would have called Trump a nonce

[Jon Swift @jonswiftauthor]

Errr no way was that offside 😂

[Robbie Fowler @Robbie9Fowler]

Not sure tbh

[Jon Swift @jonswiftauthor]

Can we see Trump's touch map @BBCSport ?

[Jon Swift @jonswiftauthor]

Are any seats taken by non-celebrities?

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Nice to see Trump and Infantino there. The empty seat beside them was Lord Voldemort’s, who will be back from the bar imminently

[Jon Swift @jonswiftauthor]

@paddypower It is the last half day before the summer holidays for them to be fair 😂

[Jon Swift @jonswiftauthor]

@paddypower

[Jon Swift @jonswiftauthor]

@McGlynnimino Well said. Too many have fallen into the propaganda trap this tournament.

[Ian Mc @McGlynnimino]

Oh well. For all the local reds that got behind England this tournament. Back to getting called Murderers and Bin Dippers for the next 4 years then I suppose.

[Paul @pclfc8]

Bellingham moaning about Pickford’s little arms. ‘It’s the middle of the goal’ 😂😂

[Jon Swift @jonswiftauthor]

@SenneH1990 They don't even wish him luck. He's just playing 😂