John Theroux

Craiqslist Fiend

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

Ahahahahahahahaha thank you my good, old friend for having a look at my twitter. Got a problem? 6037380314 hmu

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

I have never fucked up so bad in my life as I did with you, (not who you're thinking of, though).... #DAMN

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

I have never yearned so badly for a reply. Damn

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

#crazy

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

I'll take the good with the bad I guess

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

Do you ever wonder if people just wake up and think about how much they hate you?

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

If I ever get the check, I'll pay it..

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

Wow the resale value of my @VW is almost nothing. No surprise, it's a piece of fucking shit! #VWdoesntcare #VWjunk #VWpoorquality #VWlemon

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

#whyarewethesame

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

@VW nice rude email from one of your dickhole representatives... Makes my day #fuckvolkswagen #killingnazis

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

#buyahonda test driving N FA5 today just cuz... @VW @Honda #vwdoesntcare

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

First car I used all OEM parts in, 27k mi later the piece of shit can't be driven safely or legally. Miss my @Honda buy this POS @VW

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

@VW quality right there! Fucking piece of shit. #screwVW #VWdoesntcare

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

While waiting for your slow response @VW my shift knob cracked and is now jagged. Plastic shouldn't crack in the cold let alone like this

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

Listen to LEVEL 10 by Black Resume #np on #SoundCloud #decent https://t.co/XSjdIqXHD2

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

Listen to BAILMONEY by National Debate Team #np on #SoundCloud so catchy https://t.co/tdugho0ISv

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

@killermack5 edibles though ❤️💛💚💙💜

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

When did I become a chauffeur to a bunch of worm sucking idiots?

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

I'm still so offended. Never take me out to patronize me or put me under someone else's microscope. #sick #twisted

[John Theroux @jonthheroux]

If you're only affectionate towards me when you're on something, screw off #youredoingitwrong