Jon Watering

Trying to be a stand up in Cornwall, show off, love comedy, Chatabiscuit.

[Jon Watering @JonWatering]

@Miwa_Sam_ I agree with everything bar Aesha, how very dare you challenge her brilliance.

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@otokyo Dark.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Before they filmed a single scene of Dark, the two people who made it already knew how the whole story ended, three seasons away. They wrote the ending first and spent 26 episodes building back to it. Nothing feels like filler because almost nothing was invented along the way.

The show even runs on a single number: 33. Every time it jumps to a new year, it jumps exactly 33, from 1953 to 1986 to 2019 to 2052. The writers set that clock in the first hour and never broke it.

One man, Baran bo Odar, directed all 26 episodes, and his partner Jantje Friese has a writing credit on every one. A single director and one lead writer across a whole show is rare at this scale, and a big reason it never loses its grip. The story follows 72 characters across six different time periods. The same character is often played by three different actors at three different ages, picked to look like one face aging over a lifetime. Names get passed down the family tree on purpose, so you are never quite sure who is whose parent. The creators always knew where it had to end. They just kept moving the pieces until it got there.

The same care went into the look. The crew spent six months in the forests near Berlin through winter, in real cold and near-constant rain, so the cast stayed wet and shivering for most of it. They shot on the Alexa 65, a top-end movie camera usually saved for big films, because it can capture near-total darkness and still hold detail in the shadows, so the picture stays pitch black without becoming a muddy smear. The cave scenes were filmed in an actual cave in central Germany. In a town painted almost entirely grey, a single yellow raincoat became the one spot of real color your eye could lock onto in any era.

The final season went further still. To build a mirror version of the world, the crew flipped every set, so staircases curved the other way and doors moved to the opposite wall, and they reprinted the books on the shelves so the spines read backward. Then they had the actors do it all left-handed, reaching for handles with the wrong hand, which the director admitted was strange and clumsy to shoot.

They wrapped just before the pandemic and dropped the finale on June 27, 2020, the exact day the world ends inside the story. The reviews matched the ambition. Season two sits at a perfect 100 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, the first and third at 90 and 97, and the series holds an 8.7 out of 10 on IMDb from more than half a million people. That unbroken wall of green in the screenshot comes from one choice made before filming began: lock the ending first, then build all 26 episodes to reach it.

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@EvilLordPexagon @sliykeboy23 @anishmoonka ^^This!!^^^^

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@sliykeboy23 @anishmoonka Incredibly jealous, I’d love to watch it not knowing anything again. For Christ sake watch in German with subtitles though.

[Jon Watering @JonWatering]

@anishmoonka You get a follow for this post. I bloody love Dark and implore everyone to watch it, in German with subtitles, to bastardise it with dubs is a travesty, nothing less. The cinematography is simply incredible, astounding, sublime. Great, no I’m going to have to watch it again.

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@OC Wham bar

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

The rioters, kneelers and flag shaggers won't like what this fella (Roadman2Realman_2) has to say on TikTok. Well said lad.

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@lebrongoat420 @NUCLRGOLF If you played nine holes at par, how on earth did you shoot 65 for the other nine😂

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@NUCLRGOLF All bar, 9, 12, and 14.

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@KTHopkins You cunt.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

The new grift has begun, and it looks like there could be riots outside Southampton Police station this evening because Tommy Robinson has told his supporters to go there at 6 pm.

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@AdamsonRussell @clarebearthomas Yeah I’m sure they’ll sort that out, and there’s no badge either. Think it’s just a quickly get an image out scenario

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@I_amMukhtar What a cunt. Anything to file hate and division from a well known lying arse racist bellend.

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@DamianLow3 He’s a cunt. Anything to fuel hate and division from a known racist lying bellend.

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@AdamBrandon84 DH GATE, under £13

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@Christine_Dye_ Dh gate, thank me later.

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@StephenMulhern I was on Kilroy but didn’t apply, they called the pub I was in asking for people for the next days show, I was drunk and gobby so the next day I was front row and mic’d up! 😂

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@Top100Rick Ball flight and contact/weight transfer.