Jon Westfall

If you're looking for specifics, I can tell you I don't have them... but what I do have are a very disturbingly broad set of skills. Psych Prof, Geek, & More.

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

My buddy quit his job at the doughnut shop. He was fed up with the hole business. Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

I used to run a hotline for people who were in denial and wanted help. Easiest job ever. Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

A friend's cat swallowed a ball of yarn, and then had a litter of mittens! Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

My friend, the tractor salesman, told me his wife left him while he was out working. He came home to find a John Deere letter. Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

My buddy's wife is real sick. Leprosy, hepatitis, and bird flu. He's feeding her a diet of pizza, pancakes, and fried eggs. I asked if those were cures and he shrugged and said "They're all that fits under the door". Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

My friend told me Yoga was the best exercise in the world. I told her it was a stretch. Happy Bad Saturday Joke… a day delayed - no one said anything… so maybe now I’m free?

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

My buddy might be in trouble. The other day his wife asked him if he felt a stinging pain in his leg like his voodoo doll was being poked. He said no. A few minutes later she replied "How about now?" Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

I tried to start a chapter of NA for narcissists. But no one wanted to remain anonymous. Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

I was talking to a crane operator this week. I asked if his job was uplifting. He said it had its ups and downs. Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

I've been called out for making too many bird puns, so I'm going to stop doing them. I don't want to get ostrichised by the community. Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

Be nicer to Californians. Their ancestors went through great plains to get there. Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

I met a man yesterday who reminded me of my father. He walked up to me and said "Don't forget your dad". Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

If a Dad joke is really stupid, what's a granddad joke? One where you forget the punchline! Happy Bad Joke Saturday

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

Weird that they had to put "We don't test our products on animals" on the label. Never seen that on a hammer before. Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

I thought it was normal to undress at a doctor's appointment. But my doctor keeps refusing. Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

My friend got a raise and immediately got a new hair cut, earrings, airpods, and makeup. I guess all that money really went to her head. Happy Bad Joke Saturday

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

I wanted to join Gaslighters Anonymous, but they convinced me I didn't. Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

You know why Indiana Jones hates the story of Cindarella? PTSD flashbacks when she runs away from the ball. Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

Dr. Frankenstein trained for months and entered a body building competition… but seriously misunderstood the objective. Happy Bad Joke Saturday!

[Jon Westfall @jonwestfall]

@Zoe__Gore Stealing this photo 🙂 So proud of you! I still remember your freshman year. I feel old, but that’s OK. 🙂