jon wiley

cook, portland
god damn peeled my finger tip

[jon wiley @jonwlley]

Duck a la presse but by stomping on two nested five gallon buckets w a hole drilled in the side

[Steve @MarinersSteve]

Holy shit he’s back out there…

[Colby Patnode @CPat11]

Seriously, carry 3 catchers when Cal comes back and just use Garver in Refsnyder’s role

[jon wiley @jonwlley]

@MarinersONTap Bring up Cade too early and go the extreme “triple piggy back/4 man rotation” and let Dan cook like Bobby flay

1. Woo
2. Logan/George
3. Emerson/Cade
4. Bryce/Luis

[jon wiley @jonwlley]

@TyDaneGonzalez This is huge

[Colby Patnode @CPat11]

Oh so Connor fucking Joe can face a righty in the 6th but Raley and Canzone can’t. That’s fucking idiotic

[jon wiley @jonwlley]

@Grumpy__Rock @IISwitchII Yeah, what if we gave em a little Connor Joe action

[Switch @IISwitchII]

Brendan Donovan.
Luke Raley.
Randy Arozarena.

That’s it. Those are your only trustworthy bats. Everyone else, as a group, entered today slashing .169/.281/.269 with 9 HR in 438 AB.

They have a 31.9 Hard Hit% and 25.5 K%.

[jon wiley @jonwlley]

@RefuseToLosePod Underrated take. This is a massive jump

[Colby Patnode @CPat11]

I hope cal learned an important lesson this spring: never do anything for America

[jon wiley @jonwlley]

@TyDaneGonzalez When in doubt, Dan just starts firing up a pot of beans

[Trident True @TridentTrue]

Sign Josh Naylor immediately so I can forget this please

[jon wiley @jonwlley]

@MarinerMuse gets reps on a game that’s looking a little toasted, kind of a rehab start. Worst case he tosses a couple and gets yanked. Would still be available for game 6/7, which wasn’t going to be a long start anyway

[jon wiley @jonwlley]

@TyDaneGonzalez Tbh a gimmy

[zach @zachleft]

Alright Luis can go another inning or two but these idiots need to win it before Vargas and Ferg come in

[jon wiley @jonwlley]

@CPat11 ORDER THE JERSEY

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

The years the Mariners have won the AL West:

1995
1997
2001
2025

All four led by Dan Wilson and Edgar Martinez

📸 Alika Jenner

[Trident True @TridentTrue]

Home Run Derby champion, hitting your 60th HR to MVP chants, and the fattest ass known to man… no one has ever had it better

[jon wiley @jonwlley]

@MarinerMuse Arguably not day one of that problem