jonathan ☯

stand up & stand out

[Paolo! @pcnsnji]

Clicking “Request Access” after telling my boss I’ve been working on the file for 2 weeks.

[fang vote Rochelle apologist @Sulkysdolls]

7 different moots have dmd me / called me to complain about the same person

[𒆴 @fuiwmous]

accepting that i look chopped

[s¢hafer @SCH4FERR]

Laughing extra hard at the dick and balls jokes at work so the straight guys don’t notice dick and balls mean Something More to me

[iamhunkydory @itschergurl]

Friend that smokes cigarettes canceling plans because of the air quality

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

The guinea pig had a bad day and decided to order a burguer, but he ordered from a different place, the order was late, and it wasn't even that good.

[juli @urcancerboyf]

me when a girl isn’t automatically nice back to me cuz im gay

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

realizing something is out of my control

[jonathan ☯ @jonxxv]

@thatshowt @esotericchophoe @IsaiahHex_2 @stawpthattrain this videookgvicjjfjffuhdh

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

why is a fly landing on you so embarrassing. like ok, i’m poo……

[jonathan ☯ @jonxxv]

@louisbxne @rudyIopez thank you for mentioning this 😭 I can’t stand the white mode or the black mode!!! I want dark blue backkkk

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[knx @knoxdotmp3]

this video is inspiring to me, bc you know what? hell yeah...sometimes u rly just gotta make your own fab ass music and dance by yourself 🙂‍↕️ https://t.co/khC2v8VBYJ

[c @rayofvenuss]

everything about this video………😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[wet dog @russianmomm]

this is my bible