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[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Scientists warn sexually transmitted diarrhea is rapidly developing antibiotic resistance, with some infections becoming “close to untreatable.”

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Irony: Man Finally Finds Perfectly Ripe Avocado At The Grocery Store But Is Killed In A Car Crash On The Way Home https://t.co/g207r1fXV2

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: American Airlines announces plans to equip its entire fleet of more than 1,000 mainline aircraft with SpaceX's Starlink internet, beginning in 2027.

[Maga Conservative Dr Ken Dabb @DabbKen]

lol

[Larry The Cable Guy @GitRDoneLarry]

I googled the world's sexiest celebrities.  I was disappointed my name wasn't on it however in all fairness I stopped looking after #531 so I'm sure I was probably somewhere in the 600’s.

[Byl Holte @SirBylHolte]

Went to my UPENN doctor for my diabetes checkup yesterday.

The BLACK FEMALE check-in waved me through

The BLACK MUSLIM FEMALE at the security checkpoint did the same.

In the doctor’s office, the BLACK FEMALE RECEPTIONIST welcomed me back, and the other 2 BLACK FEMALE RECEPTIONISTS waved at me.

As usual I was early for the appointment, so she told me to go down to get my labs done while I waited.

At the lab, there were 2 MORE BLACK FEMALE RECEPTIONISTS..and 4 BLACK FEMALE LAB TECHS drawing blood.

And also as usual, there were still 10 people waiting ahead of me!

So I sat and waited for about 15 minutes, then a BLACK FEMALE LAB TECH finally drew my blood.

Then I went back up and waited for my WHITE MALE doctor to see me.

He was the only white male I saw the whole time I was there.

But his INDIAN FEMALE NURSE PRACTITIONER greeted me while I waited thinking, "this is like a harem."

So I gotta wonder:

How are women and black people "victims of systemic racism in hiring"...

...when they seem to be the only ones who can get jobs today?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Research Discovers Progressive Women Will Support Any Cause No Matter How Murderous So Long As They Get To Wear A Scarf https://t.co/jMskn6MWSh

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

McDonald's Reduces Entire Global Workforce To 27 Kiosks And A Guy Named José https://t.co/PWHSr1ju0e

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Vice President JD Vance blasts Microsoft for abusing the H-1B visa system "more than any other company in America."

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Has one person that accused Trump of green lighting the bombing of LA or SD left the city ? That’s how you know they are lying

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

French Frantically Search Rioting Mob For Someone To Surrender To https://t.co/2Q9U6mnEvL

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

One year on and I still haven't found a more retarded article.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Excited to announce that all super intelligence organizations have now jointly agreed to the ultimate in AI/SI safety:

Moving all testing to Delta Airlines flights, where accessing the Internet is utterly impossible!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Man Boldly Guesses Mall Of America Terror Plot Suspect's Name Rhymes With 'Bohammed' https://t.co/vZwszkklXH

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Good luck

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Retarded quote of the day 🏅

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Experts Theorize Possible Connection Between TikTokers Celebrating Women Killing Their Children And More Women Killing Their Children https://t.co/Gq71PG887c

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

46 states allow DMV written tests to be in Spanish. Yet, our road signs are in English.

@SecDuffy we need to end this.

English only. Can’t understand the language? Stay off the road.

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

🇺🇸 NEW: The IRS issues guidance detailing a digital asset staking safe harbor for trusts.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: @TheJusticeDept just released a MAJOR report detailing how Biden's DOJ investigated and targeted parents who spoke out against school boards during COVID, labeling them as potential "domestic terrorists."

Examples include a mother who was investigated for being a "gun owner" and belonging to a "right-wing moms' group."

Full report here: https://t.co/1jwJnbKJ7q