John M¢Evoy

[John M¢Evoy @jonymac100]

I'm convinced that every single plane must have either a crying child or a man who's about to cough up a lung on board.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

New York citizens seen sweeping the streets. Chaos.

(@TickPick)

[mark normand @marknorm]

If RFK jr saw what I was eating this holiday, he’d have me deported

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

me at the Brazilian steakhouse

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Send me a script.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally

[John M¢Evoy @jonymac100]

@zachmann30 Yeah the shots are cool and all but….Joe’s

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

who tf sees a tomato slice in their burger and just keeps it there

[John M¢Evoy @jonymac100]

@Robert_Devine5 I’m a dictionary dude

[John M¢Evoy @jonymac100]

Wordle 230 3/6

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[John M¢Evoy @jonymac100]

@zachmann30 📝📝📝

[John M¢Evoy @jonymac100]

@yaboycantsingg Look who’s talking

[John M¢Evoy @jonymac100]

If the Harry Potter movies came out now instead, I really wonder if they’d incorporate devious licks at Hogwarts