Jonathan Zekveld

CPA, in public practice, Christian

[Lisa Bildy @LDBildy]

Things seem to be in complete chaos in this province, as fears of Omicron relieve our decision makers & managerial class of their senses (what’s left of them). Here are 10 policy suggestions for @fordnation to keep the wheels on & bring the chaos to heel before the next election:

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Adds 'Black Lives Matter' Sticker To SUV So Media Can't Claim He's Spreading COVID https://t.co/l3JmLEUp6c

[Jonathan Zekveld @jonzekveld]

https://t.co/8s6gQ73sJj

[Jonathon Van Maren @JVanMaren]

This video wins 2020

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Paw Patrol Replaces Chase The Cop With Karl The Antifa Rioter https://t.co/gjpE0j6acP

[Charlie Camosy @CCamosy]

well, this is really, really good news https://t.co/TN0jRLhIVo put it suggests an important question: from where did we get such terrible "preliminary evidence" about this virus?

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

Effective June 12th, our government will ease the following restrictions:

• Increase social gatherings from 5 to 10 ppl
• Places of worship can open at 30% capacity
• Regional-based reopening (Phase 2, Stage 2)

Learn more: https://t.co/mmD8H4japt

[Jonathon Van Maren @JVanMaren]

Remember this always.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Husband To Boycott Household Chores Until Racism Is Defeated https://t.co/GMmtTvU7vQ

[Jonathon Van Maren @JVanMaren]

Let me get this straight:

Protests & riots are the same thing.
Words and violence are the same thing.
But riots aren't violence.
Social distancing is only for churches & businesses.
Attending the deathbed of a loved one? Not permitted.
Protesting a death? Permitted.

Got it.

[Jonathan Zekveld @jonzekveld]

I did NOT see that coming

[CBC News @CBCNews]

Climate scientists warn that as the economy picks back up, so too will carbon emissions. https://t.co/LDFeJWvvwt @jill_english

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Covid-19 mortality rate...
https://t.co/SHYhVpBvC1

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

It has now been 15 days since Georgia reopened their state. And instead of a surge of hospitalizations & deaths as the media predicted, today Georgia hit a new low on hospitalizations statewide.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Chinese Government Lays Off Entire Propaganda Team As American Media Doing Their Job For Them
https://t.co/JpEOAhf2sj

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

At a press conference this morning, President Trump said "Good morning."
Here are the headlines covering his controversial statement from twelve different news outlets:

https://t.co/Lzg8ytpAa4