Phillydelphidiot

just tired of getting yeeted by life

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

We wanted Boston

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

Rizzo is the dragon tamer #survivor50

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

@elonmusk if someone gives birth in a robotaxi do they get a free Tesla? It has to happen eventually like giving birth on a plane and getting free tickets

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

It would have been enough if the chosen person Harrison Bader hit a home run
#Dayenu #BHBader
It would have been enough if Schwarbs hit a grand slam
#Dayenu #MVP

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

Due to budget cuts, the virtual SEPTA bus race during Phillies games has been cancelled

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

@philspe87106768 Tesla bad. Thoughts?

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

SUPER BOOOWWWWLLLLLLL

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

So they got reservations? Wow very impressive and emotional

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

Guys talking like they just stormed the beaches at Normandy when all they did was dine at the Hard Rock Cafe on Market

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Here to ask you all if you could do us a big favor and RT TO VOTE BG today 👉👈

@brandongraham55 | #WPMOYChallenge

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

RT for a chance to win 2 tickets to Sunday's game, my signed cleats, & A Philly Special Christmas Party album 🎅🦅

Win, lose, or draw, I always got love for my fans! Appreciate y'all! 🙌

@LaneJohnson65 #ProBowlVote    #FlyEaglesFly

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

Rick and Morty pitch: Halloween special. Rick wants to remake Halloweentown 2: Kalibar’s Revenge. Summer plays older daughter and Morty plays the son. 8 minutes in Summer figures realizes the plot. Rick gets angry any time the plot deviates. They say the full movie title so much

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

@dannyborine Every juice box has a hole in it dummy. Where else would the straw go?

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

They put body cams on the baseball umps now? Are they finally being held accountable for their crimes?

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

nice

[MLB @MLB]

The @Phillies clinch a first-round bye and home-field in the NLDS.

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

CJGJ lying he 100% took his helmet off

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

@dannyborine Haason

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

@dannyborine You’re gonna take the new platoon lineup and you’ll like it

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

Complaints about too much rest between the regular season and the divisional series and stats about pitchers on 5 days rest vs 6 days. Have any MLB teams checked if hypnotists can make players forget how long it’s been since the last game? It’s a mental game so mess with brains??

[Dan Borine @dannyborine]

Speaking from personal experience, knowing Josh’s family, he is as good of a person as they come. His mother was a big mentor to me when I was younger and if any of what she imparted on me is embodied in Josh, he will be more than great.

[Phillydelphidiot @joobin28]

@dannyborine Had the exact same thought. Masterful troll job