MumPickle

My kid wants another follower. Here I am. Please be 16+ to follow.

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#BecomeMyFollower

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49 She/her
16+ I will be swearing

I am pro fiction, dark fiction, and yaoi twitter

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I. Am. Jane. Doe.

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Why is it that the closer you get to the toilet, the more urgent the journey becomes?

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@picklemolester I have clearly done a piss poor job of raising you. That movie is iconic.

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@picklemolester But it’s fruity flavoured.

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Gotta get up at 3am for work. Someone explain to me why I’m not asleep yet?!

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@picklemolester Wanna come for a drive to Walmart with me?

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Listening to my kid giggling, is the sound my heart knew it needed.

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Weird/random fact about me. My second cousin married the Queen Mother’s (Elizabeth 1) niece and the Queen Mother was a guest and bridesmaid at my Great Granny’s wedding.

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It’s another beautiful day. I’m grateful for my family and I’m grateful I’m alive.

If you don’t have family that support you, I am now your mum/mom. Brush your teeth, eat, shower and remember that you are amazing.

I’m also grateful that you’re still here.

❤️

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@picklemolester Cover it up.

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@picklemolester This is intense.

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@picklemolester This is my favourite one. That and Steve.

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@picklemolester Bloody hell. That’s not concerning at all.

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@picklemolester It’s not black. Weirdo. And it looks AMAZING! So there.

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@picklemolester I’ve been a little preoccupied.

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@picklemolester For attention. Shit like this is always for attention. Look at the likes, comments, and saves.

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@raincandyu__2 @picklemolester Why do I talk like what? Is it the fact that I call her “baby”? That’s too bad. Yet another anonymous Twitter opinion. I’m soooo hurt. Jog on, love.

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Judging people on what they choose to read, is actually fucking insanity. I used to read fluffy romance. I’ve read shifter books. Now I read books that are as dark as possible regardless of content.

I’m also a copy editor. I’ve worked on books that would make your toes curl.

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@picklemolester People don’t get it. If you don’t like something you see online, scroll on by. I like to read books that are the darker and dirtier the better. Does that make me a bad person? Nope. A person is allowed to have a differing opinion to someone else. Ugh.