JookieDookie

Public faucet enthusiast, enjoyer of track and field on tv, expert dm slider.

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ADH enzymes in the Pembroke Hill community are fuming after Casa de Campos. #liverihardlyknower

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@FastFourier thoughts on laminar vs turbulent flow? Which is cooler? I think turbulent.

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One must imagine Sisyphus slightly ill

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Im a modern day Sisyphus, but instead of pushing a boulder up a hill I blow my nose eternally.

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Imagine you’re a european visiting for the world cup final and put in the address only to show up to fucking Metlife. They could have had it anywhere and they chose JERSEY?! The most expensive ACLs in the world and they chose Jersey.

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Stacking percs so high it looks like Kowloon Walled City.

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Just a reminder that there are people who actively eat ass but refuse to eat the crust on a sandwich. They will toss the metaphorical salad before they’d eat a real one.

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How come when Thoreau commits tax evasion everyone celebrates but when I do it and claim the moral high ground im a fraud and a wannabe

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Big man said to disappear so I burned my fingerprints off on a blackstone griddle. Going off grid tiny house style, chris mccandless only with no fingerprints and a few bucks.

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@darfboobius Fortnite grind waits for no one💪

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@darfboobius the type of person to take photos of her feet.

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@sunsummonerasf A quiz and mr lips invading our class, it was eventful.

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@sunsummonerasf My Roman Empire is in fact the Roman Empire. Wrote a whole essay on it just for shits and gigs. And college.

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@sunsummonerasf Nuh uh. I am. I have the most insane philosophical gyatt imaginable. I put John Locke to shame. My shit is lvl 15, don’t even try me.

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@darfboobius

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@sunsummonerasf I am a “philosopher extraordinaire ig🤷. One with keen intellect

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@barfdoobius Profile? Cleaned. Account? Public. Career? Saved😎.