jules the teenage witch

I'm an 🆗 knitter

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

I used to help teach English to immigrant parents & they’d be like “why is past tense of read still spelled read but pronounced different?” like that is FUCKED up. the entire English language is just flying by the seat of its pants. No rules. Each verb is different. Chaos!!!!!!

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

@TheSilentG43 ☠️

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

babe are you okay? you barely touched your Friendly’s dippin chicken basket

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

@syddoo_ this all sounds like a costar description of what a Pisces thinks about on their birthday

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

when oafa dropped short sleeve rugbies

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best part about dating a lawyer is answering his questions with “not sure, need to ask my lawyer” he’s yet to find this funny but THATS SHOW BIZ, BABY!!!!!!

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

I hate it here

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

petition link to demand justice for the murder of Breonna Taylor:

https://t.co/z1yTZ64DQ0

#justiceforbreonnataylor
#justiceforbreonnataylor
#justiceforbreonnataylor
#justiceforbreonnataylor
#justiceforbreonnataylor

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

@lolpayton Cook Islands, Fiji, Gabon, and Heroes vs. Villains

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

@TheSilentG43 delete your account

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

Me on May 18th, at a bar in Portland, in a room of people that have never been to Pittsburgh:

*whispering to myself*

take a shot
take a shot
take a shot like a pathfinder can

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

To follow up on this with other things people have brought to my attention:

Quick sand
Cats that drink from milk dishes
cursive

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

one thing as a child that I thought was going to be way more prevalent than it is are Dalmatians that work in fire stations

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

@TheSilentG43 this is my daily mantra.

I am not productive and THATS OKAY!
I am not productive and THATS OKAY!
I am not productive and THATS OKAY!

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

reminiscing on the days I would come home from school and unwind with a hot pocket and a couple episodes of 7th Heaven before opening my giant binder and going hard on some Spanish workbook exercises

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@Trevornoah @__notateacher @__notateacher @__notateacher @__notateacher @__notateacher @__notateacher @__notateacher @__notateacher @__notateacher @__notateacher @__notateacher @__notateacher @__notateacher @__notateacher
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Bobbie Bruschetta, Esq. @TheSilentG43]

I was not productive today and THAT IS OKAY

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

“I think I accidentally touched mercury as a child and it’s why I had a learning disability I don’t know” -my mother

[jules the teenage witch @jooliathefoolia]

@gabe_tron thank you for the support - science is good but Trump is gooder

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Me at my next infusion as per @realDonaldTrump ‘s orders. If I die I die for him. MAGA ♥️

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finally showed my tik tok account to my therapist via Skype and she went “nice”