juulie

always neurotic, usually awkward, sometimes whimsical, rarely funny

[juulie @jooloobooloo]

so sassy

[juulie @jooloobooloo]

or the secret third option, love myself and get the hell off of those apps forever

[juulie @jooloobooloo]

how should i become depressed and jealous today...... linkedin or instagram?

[luna @cheer4rd]

‘phan confirmed before mcr5’ Real ones know that it is a Sign of mcr5. Prosperity is upon us.

[eden🐞 @judeslvr]

dan and phil confirmed phan so i blocked gracie abrams

[juulie @jooloobooloo]

when someone calls me maam at work

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

i have to lose 10 pounds and clean my room and get a new job and be more outgoing and make more friends and change my wardrobe and fix my gut issues and stop sleeping so late and get a masters and meal prep and stop being myself

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

I ate too many peanut butter filled pretzels. They looked like little pillows but they were crunchy. I ate all of them. I feel kind of sick now. This feels worse than a broken heart. And I did it to myself. I did it to myself.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

I hope

[juulie @jooloobooloo]

tell me why i left to go to the bathroom and when i returned he said "welcome back pisser" ??????????

[juulie @jooloobooloo]

just a general i'm sorry to everyone ever

[juulie @jooloobooloo]

still awake taco bell cantina wreaking havoc on my tummy

[Paps (•⩊• っ)3 @ParlyParnar]

This imagine is really thought provoking

[little miss can’t be wrong @alxndra1998]

20-22 was for disorders. 23-26 was for partying and masochism. i think 27-30 will be for nesting. and then my 30s will be for partying again but good this time

[alexis @notdanhowells]

happy valentine's day

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

absolutely massive day for the most annoying person you know

[juulie @jooloobooloo]

me on my deathbed (jk kinda) looking at my emails to see that my credit card patment is due

[frikey sloppy sex gaming🥵 @kyusaaku]

NAH ITS SURREAL THAT SHE TWEETED THIS