katie

30 something lesbian here to yell about women and assorted shenanigans

[katie @joolswhore]

💕 these are the moments that make life worth living 💕

[katie @joolswhore]

@lilithspraise lyv don’t this on my timeline i can’t deal with this rn

[katie @joolswhore]

corporate wants you to find the difference between these two photos

[katie @joolswhore]

anyway these election results very much suck but they are in no way surprising unfortunately

[katie @joolswhore]

i had quite a few people ask me when i said i’d be moving back to KC from LA if i’d be “okay” as a lesbian in the midwest and every time i had to be like…….have you seen this place lol? despite all the places i’ve lived and visited, still only ever been hate crimed in cali baby

[katie @joolswhore]

@andrewsjulies ugh yes what an amazing feeling!!!

[katie @joolswhore]

day went to hell real quick…what planets are out of alignment now bc…

[katie @joolswhore]

@andrewsjulies YASSSSSSS

[katie @joolswhore]

speaking my truth. the tdwp2 loreal lipstick andy wears is not a good formula. feels cheap and plasticky and i probably shouldn’t have expected much from a free promotional product but ew. good color on me tho!

[katie @joolswhore]

Disney has some kind of partnership with fortnite now right? so where was the tdwp2 collab? where’s my miranda priestly skin? i should be able to obliterate people as miranda while vogue plays in the background and then hit some ridiculous emote of her looking pissed

[katie @joolswhore]

@lindasmilfroe like………….do some research at least????? oof

[katie @joolswhore]

@lindasmilfroe speak on it!!!

[katie @joolswhore]

cary grant legitimately had me choke on my lunch and now i have to lie to my office mates about what had me fucking wheezing so hard i nearly died eating my uncrustable

[ana @pelicinema]

vivien leigh’s and cary grant’s made me scream 😭

[katie @joolswhore]

@mariasrainer @filmsactress i let my darling karen take her on dates when i’m busy bc my girl needs attention and to be adored by many not just me…however she is only married to me obviously

[katie @joolswhore]

@andrewsjulies everything is going to go beautifully bc i say so

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

gay people should get free ice cream

[katie @joolswhore]

@mirrenelle i mean tbh in actuality i probably read it only 5 or 6 years ago bc enough queer women around me were gushing over it and saying it’s right up my alley and oh you’d love it…but still. it’s been long enough, maybe as a pride activity i remind myself why i was mad LOL

[katie @joolswhore]

i DNF seven husbands of evelyn hugo i hated it that bad, should i try to go back and read it again almost a decade later to see what my problem was?

[katie @joolswhore]

my mom was complimenting my tdwp2 duffel as i was putting away groceries and cleaning and prepping dinner and then she saw what i had thrown on after getting out of my work clothes…it’s been a clown car of PR merch and every day is a new thing LOL

[katie @joolswhore]

@mickxtii wow happy pride to us all lol

[katie @joolswhore]

no one at the office has complimented my eye makeup regardless of whether or not they know i’m using lesbian flag colors………..lame!!!

[katie @joolswhore]

i’m not out at work but there are signs for those with eyes to see…happy pride femme lesbians