jon

jon. hetero dom but i CAN sub.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Sleep Apnea Awareness Post

[jon @jooonboy]

Remember that scene where Kevin Kline fills the tiddy with beans and then Will Smith fills the tiddy with water!?! Classic!

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

On the podcast this week I riffed a new version of “I’m just a bill” from Schoolhouse rock. I think this one is sadly closer to the truth.

[jon @jooonboy]

Tik Tok is for sex offenders and 12 year olds. If you aren't either one of those, wyd on there!?!

[jon @jooonboy]

I'm gonna go on America's Got Talent and drink a twelver of Coor Banqs in 5 minutes and get my stomach pumped on stage.

[mark normand @marknorm]

I wonder if the R. Kelly trial will be streaming.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

decided to put my own lil spin on those front facing vids where u repeat shit over and over

[O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32]

Democratic Debate 2019 Part 2

[jon @jooonboy]

If I ever end up making 6 figures fuck it I'm naming my kids Topher and Aurora.

[jon @jooonboy]

Wouldn't it be totally nuts if the haters were right and your whole shit was dumb and vapid!

[jon @jooonboy]

I'm p sure there is some kinda blood diamond child slavery situation happening with saffron and no one is talking about it.

[jon @jooonboy]

I wanna own a dog but like a divorced father seeing his children: weekends only.

[big diesel @JustBoysLaughin]

Off a bean

[jon @jooonboy]

Road runners, rabbits and hedgehogs are fast. Humans, coyotes and cats are slow. Mice are both slow and fast.

[jon @jooonboy]

@The_t00th i gotta delete the whole thing auto correct put a freakin accent above the "e"

[jon @jooonboy]

I am so tired of helvética.

American Apparel hasn't been accompany for like 8 years, folks.

[jon @jooonboy]

@The_t00th goddamn it. there's no going back now.

[jon @jooonboy]

@ranzfay Eeeeew!!!