Jonas

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[Jonas @jooonnneeeee]

@owSire @vulzyy530 @TheGoblinnn 🤣🤣 did he really think nobody was gonna blow him shit for canceling on 420? Its all jokes at the end of the day

[Jonas @jooonnneeeee]

@vulzyy530 @TheGoblinnn Watch out he might block you like he just did to me on ig 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Matt Schick @ESPN_Schick]

SNL finally resolves the massive plot hole in Home Alone.

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

On my way to dispensary

[Jonas @jooonnneeeee]

Zelle me a dub and ill dab the shit thats coming out my ear on IG Live

[Jonas @jooonnneeeee]

Blueberry blintz bong rips and cold cure rosin dabs cause the doc said so

[Jonas @jooonnneeeee]

Might have a 70% hearing loss and a infection in my right ear but I’m still FADED THEN A HOEE.

[Jonas @jooonnneeeee]

I feel like it’s been slightly less than 20 years. My grandma used to stay having the lemonade and the sour apple in her purse. Seeing these again makes my mouth water.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

No way it’s been 20 years

[The Baltimore Sun @baltimoresun]

Nick Barrett, a 31-year-old UPS driver from Catonsville, advanced to the final stage of U.S. Open qualifying with a bogey-free 68 at Northwest Golf Course on May 5. Barrett will play 36 holes at Woodmont Country Club on Monday — in a field that includes two-time Masters champion Bubba Watson — with a chance to earn a spot in the 2025 U.S. Open. Read more: https://t.co/A67tuYC5CK

📸: Courtesy of Nick Barrett

[Jonas @jooonnneeeee]

Will shake ass 4 rosin bumper stickers dropping tomorrow like and subscribe

[Jonas @jooonnneeeee]

I have come here to announce that I am once again, faded than a hoe.

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

My new medical bracelet finally came in

[oso @boogiesgp]

4/20 on Easter Sunday

[Jonas @jooonnneeeee]

The fucking Oakland A’s…

UN REAL

[MLB @MLB]

Four @Athletics homers power them to a sweep in Chicago!

[MLB @MLB]

The @WhiteSox collect 12 hits in an offensive outburst against Boston.

[Jonas @jooonnneeeee]

Yeah lets deploy a 5ft spike strip across a 4 lane interstate.. I woulda rolled his ass over too just for being a retard.

[Street Fights @StreetFightslol]

Indiana state trooper struck by fleeing vehicle.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

ALEX OVECHKIN HAS PASSED WAYNE GRETZKY FOR THE MOST CAREER GOALS IN NHL HISTORY‼️

#Gr8ness | @Venture_Global

[Jonas @jooonnneeeee]

Hawks and the sox both play today. My favorite time of the year frfr. Too bad they both suck tho.

[Jonas @jooonnneeeee]

For no reason too! Feel like I’m in middle school again.

[Jonas @jooonnneeeee]

I been bricked up since 9:45 AM this is a problem 😣 Might swing by either urgent care or the gentleman‘s club on lunch.. haven’t decided yet.