Joanna

[ellara @peacekful]

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year"

Me on january 28th 2026:

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

I too would retire from the company that left me up in space for 9 months when I was only supposed to be there for 8 days.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

real

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

As climate collapse brings increasingly catastrophic flooding, we’re going to need these little guys more than ever

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

i stopped knowing the difference between iphones the day i started paying rent

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

Energy companies have made more than £483,000,000,000 in profits since 2020.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

"Sorry can't come out tonight, super busy"

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

the fact that this image is from this year serves as a somewhat encouraging reminder that the passage of time is actually much slower than you think it is.

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

This has radicalised me and I think I'm going to kill someone

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

it's the upside down air biscuits for me 😂🥰

[Azriel Mari @MrMariae]

It’s time for the reminder

[عشع @ceaseium]

sometimes as a woman you don't know if you're hormonally sad or seasonally sad or ACTUALLY sad

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Don't clean up your dog's poo and get fined £1000. Dump billions of litres of sewage in Britain's rivers and get £9m in bonuses and regulator permission to hike water bills by 21%.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Wildlife numbers fall by 73% in 50 years, global stocktake finds https://t.co/JfQqjasZf4

[beep @beepbat]

No silence hits like this silence