cum

[cum @joordanthorn]

White people are fucking insane dudes

[barely r3al @barelyr3al]

ooh kill em ooh kill em

[🟦DanDee🟥 @FineNDanDee]

When she tosses you out the window during foreplay and your cockring falls off

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Country roads, make me woke
hit my vape, play on phone

changing genders

love Obama

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

believe me guys, I'm not going to see the new Spider-Man because anybody said it was good. I'm going to see it because it has my buddy spiderman in it

[zuzu ✮ @free0bito]

getting ready for spider-man

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Hit a goblin with a fireball and it let out a soft little moan #watdatmean

[leftpain @left_plain]

Oh, and 007? Do try not to call them “foids” this time…

[Jakob @sagworm]

You meet people named Dick but nobody is ever named Cock or Penis🤔

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

You may find yourself. In a beautiful restaurant. With a beautiful burger

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

What if charlie kirk was just stung by a bee in the neck

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

the human body is 70% water which is why i'm so afraid of fighting spongebob. he would suck me dry.

[yung mexican pimp @hatsunemiku1c]

i heard they sayin a 4 inch penis is the new 7 inch

[primateluvr @primateluvr]

Would you trust him to aid you?

[humanzee @chimp_mode]

I hate that part at the dentist where they have to touch your penis

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

lands on ur arm and bites u

[A beautiful tree, @holzawn]

The witch who can make people levitate by giving invisible head: