jordan

I just want @doritos to send me cool ranch Doritos thats all

[jordan @joorddan33]

I swear i cant wear crocs without tripping in them every single time.

[jordan @joorddan33]

Ight listen up. Since @pitbull isn’t coming to Minnesota for a concert🙄. Ill just host one in my backyard. Don’t worry there will be a special guest yall. #bringpitbulltomn #Pitbull

[jordan @joorddan33]

I CALLED IT @DanAndShay

[jordan @joorddan33]

Im callin it now. @DanAndShay is poppin out that plus sign down there

[jordan @joorddan33]

CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN TONIGHT @DanAndShay SO FLIPPIN EXCITED

[Dan + Shay @DanAndShay]

TOUR STARTS TOMORROW 🤩

[No Context Bob's Burgers @nocontext_bobs]

Happy anniversary Bob and Linda!

[jordan @joorddan33]

Never knew I could miss someone so much❣️

[jordan @joorddan33]

Just need a day filled with @pitbull on blast. Thats all.

[Abby Doevil @AbbyDoevil]

Some were raised by Karen’s, we were raised by Judy. @duev1bro

[jordan @joorddan33]

Two items to win my heart over. Cool ranch @Doritos and Peanut Butter @mmschocolate egg edition. Thats it. Not much yall

[jordan @joorddan33]

@Doritos Ya girl has been tweeting about wanting cool ranch Doritos for some time now.. they are my life

[jordan @joorddan33]

As a year of covid is hitting us, I wish nothing more than to have in person classes back in the fall. Thats all honesty.

[jordan @joorddan33]

Its a mood #NewProfilePic

[jordan @joorddan33]

@AbbyDuevel I LOVE IT!♥️♥️

[jordan @joorddan33]

I don’t know why buttt the Egg Peanut Butter @mmschocolate are hands down the best. The shell to chocolate to peanut butter ratio just doesn’t compare to the others. And id kill for a huge box to be sent to me lol. I crave them all year long. Thank you and goodbye❣️

[taish @taishakmakainai]

I saw a tweet that said “I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to” and I felt that.

[jordan @joorddan33]

So far the greatest thing to come in 2021 is my popcorn maker. It’s basically apart of my daily life now

[jordan @joorddan33]

Four days until classes start again and I honestly wanna start studying now.. wth is wrong with me😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[jordan @joorddan33]

Whats the norm when making tomato soup? ( from a can lol)

[jordan @joorddan33]

@AbbyDuevel Big mood😂