joshua

[db @DBillius]

he gon be in a twitter gc talking about how retarded duren is

[joshua @jooshyballs]

@lionsdaylight 🤣🤣

[joshua @jooshyballs]

@FCHWPO Come to Detroit BRO @gabegabegabet

[Cades Attorney 💼👨🏾‍💼 @CadesAttorney]

👌🏾

[joshua @jooshyballs]

@DaveNBAtakes @FirstTake @stephenasmith Averaging 21 points in the playoffs rn bud

[joshua @jooshyballs]

@Khaloodzizo999 @FightFanatic_ Khamzat hasn’t had a ko or tko since Tyron Woodley last fought Covington bro🤣😭

[nick @nick__xo]

great game from jalen duren if his goal was to be fat and lose millions of dollars because the playoffs are “too hard and tiring”. perfectly executed

[amonraishimothy14 @Zadan04821220]

@DetroitPistons Jenkins can rot in fucking hell. Told yall he's fucking trash. Duren and Tobias can go fuck themselves. Tobias for 3..brickk.. Duren is a regular season loser!! Can never win at home smh

[joshua @jooshyballs]

@TweetlongerLOL @BleacherReport @ShamsCharania He played 64

[joshua @jooshyballs]

@pawellwitt @DovySimuMMA They just put him on the White House card vs Lewis 😭😭🤣🤣

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money:

Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats.

Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200).

Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one).

Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5.

Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right?

Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

[joshua @jooshyballs]

@MoonVenerable9 Who are these top fighters he has beaten 🤣😭

[joshua @jooshyballs]

@UFCPICKS37 @Milovxyvy @TaylorJohn41431 Whittaker and adasanya became champs when middleweight was ass bro 🤣😭 two gifted belts. None of their wins age good and they’ve never beaten anyone elite

[joshua @jooshyballs]

@mohithegoat Anytime khamzat has fought a competent grappler he struggles bro 😭🤣 give me Strickland by teep and a 1 2

[joshua @jooshyballs]

@TheUFCStats Because illia scared to face Arman🤣

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

LeBron could never

[joshua @jooshyballs]

@HorrorMMA Brain dead take 😭🤣

[joshua @jooshyballs]

@jasoneg33 @Tom747024347859 Bro was taking fights and dominating in back to back weeks and has been one of the most active middleweights since his bike accident

[joshua @jooshyballs]

@jasoneg33 @Tom747024347859 Everyone hyping Sean up until that costa fight 😭😭🤣 majority of his fights have been entertaining tbh

[joshua @jooshyballs]

@QuisqueyanoMMA Name value card is not up there but all of these are fire matchups