Lisa Burmeister

Maker of sarcastic comments, RPG aficionado, @OrlandoMagic fan

[mr_eggs @scrumble_eggs]

Video games just cater to unrealistic male fantasies, like how in Animal Crossing you can pay off your mortgage completely.

[julia @juumelo_]

boy I sure hope nothing pisses me off today! I say as I clock in to the pissing me off factory

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What I do at work:

- Spreadsheets
- Emails
- Spreadsheets about emails
- Emails about spreadsheets
- Meetings based on emails where we talk about spreadsheets

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The last time the Knicks had a lead in the NBA Finals was June 17th, 1994.

Yes, the same day as this:

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

THE PREDICTION WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR 🔮

Air Corgi shares her pick to win the 2026 NBA Finals 🏀🏆

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

The absolute worst part of stopping for gas on a road trip is having to get back on the highway and deal with all the fucking idiots you passed 40miles ago

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I know every generation has their class struggles, but let me tell you about the summer of 1990 when Supersoakers hit the market and only a few kids could afford them and the rest of us were hunted for sport.

[Spurs Lead @SpursLead]

The San Antonio Spurs season hinges on the power of friendship, a corgi, some nuns, and potentially Scott Foster 😭😭😭😭

[Chalkboard @ChalkboardHQ]

I’ve seen enough… put the nuns in

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Find you somebody that looks at you the way the refs look at the OKC Thunder

[Mr. SRT @TysBurnerAcc]

Me watching okc win

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[SpursRΞPORTΞR @SpursReporter]

I don't know which one of you jokers did this, but I’m just gonna leave it here for the rest of ya until Game 5. 🃏

#Thunder #Spurs #PorVida

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

LMAO a woman sitting courtside brought an oscar trophy to give SGA everytime he flops 😂😂

(@sam_amick)

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

The funniest part is he genuinely looks like SGA flopping

[slorple @Slorpler]

why is entering BIOS on a PC a quick time event

[Fliff @fliff]

SGA and the ref every game

[Devon Birdsong @DevonBirdsong]

There's no way the Thunder don't do regular flopping drills in practice.

This shit is bordering on performance art.

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?