joot 🇵🇸

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a dj

[joot 🇵🇸 @jooticus]

me + my 3 favorite pokemon :D

[zackingball @ZackingBall]

me + my 3 fave Pokémon

[joot 🇵🇸 @jooticus]

i used to love working karaoke night but lately it's become hellish for me. i just get so overstimulated and there's no moment to breathe bc i'm the only bartender

[joot 🇵🇸 @jooticus]

so this is the exact reason they're so hell bent on keeping jeffries in power, the entire point of the current democratic establishment is to feign opposition without actually doing anything. left and right don't mean anything when they're all bought by the same donors.

[House Democrats @HouseDemocrats]

PETE HEGSETH OUT NOW.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Incoming Rep. Don Leonard says top House Democrats have threatened to “make [his] life a living hell” and cost him re-election if he continues attaching conditions to his support for Hakeem Jeffries for speaker.

His conditions: 1) a vote on an amendment to end Citizens United and 2) “end U.S. support for the war in Iran and the country, Israel, that led us into it.”

He says Jeffries is refusing to meet with him and the threats are like something “out of a movie.”

[RiderOfKarma @RiderOfKarma]

WE ARE UP TO SEVEN

7 REPS REFUSE TO BACK A JEFFRIES CORONATION

YOU ARE GIVING THEM THE POWER TO PUSH BACK

DON’T STOP CALLING

[joot 🇵🇸 @jooticus]

@welp_max

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

Notice everything on this list is just returning to a 2023 status quo. It’s exactly what we said it would be. “No, nothing affirmative. No vision. But we’ll restore the subsidies.”

[joot 🇵🇸 @jooticus]

@GenshinImpact literally nobody wants to do these long ass quests just to unlock a meeting point bro you guys are way too high on your own supply

[joot 🇵🇸 @jooticus]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

Aber Kawas wins the New York State Senate, becoming the first Palestinian American elected to the state legislature.

[LilChromie @BigChromie]

We are turning the white house west to face mecca

[abbyology ⁷ ✨ @abby_ology]

The poorest counties in California voting no on prop 40 is a CHOICE

You are not the billionaires babes

[joot 🇵🇸 @jooticus]

inland empire voting no on prop 40 for WHAT possible reason like literally none of you were affected by it. staring a huge statewide boon in the face and saying mmmmm no thanks no i don't think so

[joot 🇵🇸 @jooticus]

SOMETHING WOKE REALLY WAS IN THE AIR

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Steven Universe’ premiered 13 years ago today.

[𝖂𝔲𝖑𝔣𝖘𝔱𝖆𝔫 ☧ 🇦🇲🇰🇿🍵🪏 @ChudNarodnik]

We’re putting Hegseth on estrogen

[normal person @arianadotgov]

they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital

[sara !! @hollanovrryy]

MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.

[joot 🇵🇸 @jooticus]

it was clearly alan's task, he tried to give it to pim for some reason but one message with no follow up isn't adequate in the context of an out of country trip

[joot 🇵🇸 @jooticus]

i don't think pim was to blame for the hotel not getting booked. he was already responsible for booking the flights, why would booking the hotel also be on him? if things weren't divided up, he would have known that booking EVERYTHING was on him. it was probably alan's fault imo

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

One thing I know how to do is turn $1500 into $6.38

[joot 🇵🇸 @jooticus]

@stachepapi who is this queenie i love her vibe