Juliet

Twerked before it was cool

[Juliet @JooWeez]

Ahhh yeah, boss #Seahawks! #BeastMode #WhosGonnaWin http://t.co/tIJ2p5e8No @VerizonWireless

[Juliet @JooWeez]

Go http://t.co/tIJ2p5e8No #Seahawks #WhosGonnaWin

[Team Coco @TeamCoco]

The @WorkaholicsCC Rockin' Ode To Best Friends -> http://t.co/T1aPnBhVdl #CONAN

[Andy Pitz @AndyPitz]

"Now you're talking." - speech therapist

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

Dude on the train is wearing a hoodie under his leather jacket like some kind of comfy tough guy.

[Richard Marx @richardmarx]

Only thing I'm absolutely sure of is my certainty of nothing. And that pizza is everything.

[Portlandia @portlandia]

In case you didn't know: Shell art is OVER!

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Prince Harry celebrated reaching the South Pole with a two-day bender drinking champagne out of a prosthetic leg http://t.co/vIudf4yjWX

[Juliet @JooWeez]

@RSherman_25 Loved how you crowd surfed after the game and crazy mad props for EVERYTHING else! #HardcoreSherman12

[جسار العمري @Jassar_80]

If you by a bat from Wal-mart at 1am, you get put on a list. Just a heads up.

[JQuest @riskijq]

"U.S. surveillance leaks threaten police use of new technologies" - SpyVsSpy Mad magazine déjà by http://t.co/bQ2RcSouQB

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Look at sith.

[Grimm @grimmpeacock]

#HellYeahItsFriday! Nick and the #Grimm gang are back from the dead and joining @NBCDracula in one week starting at 9/8c!

[Juliet @JooWeez]

And goodnight #ItsLikeMidnightDude @serafinowicz: Good morning!

[جسار العمري @Jassar_80]

I need to move. I have literally climbed all of the trees this town has to offer several times.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Five years after the Financial Meltdown, isn't it time to recognize that 'The Financial Meltdown' would be an amazing name for a sandwich?

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

I own a guitar. I don't know how to play it, I just hope to hit someone with it one day.

[Juliet @JooWeez]

Is just code for Spanish Inquisition cosplay @feliciaday: UGH JURY DUTY SUMMONS

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Shockingly few U.S. news reporters covering looming U.S. strikes from Syria capital http://t.co/daOBkzoKJw

[Horrorscopes @Horrorsc0pes]

#LEO: [PLANET] in the house of [STARSIGN] causes [EMOTION] and [NOUN] in the [BODY PART].