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[baby joda @jopa418]

This cruise line audition in the midst of the orca attacks and submersible situation is a little apocalyptic

[amber @marydontmind]

every damn year #Eurovision2023

[baby joda @jopa418]

Returning to Twitter as an American living in the UK to say that we all have inauthentic and bad Chinese takeaway stop yelling

[baby joda @jopa418]

@Zazamyodor In high school I got bangs and my friend’s reaction was just “bangs?”

[helena riley @freshhel]

A lot of guys seem to think i will laugh when they disrespect my crusty eye white dog… as if that is not my god..

[baby joda @jopa418]

Airports suck is not a hot take but today at security multiple employees and passengers had a raging debate about whether or not clotted cream is a liquid and I just think we are so unwell

[baby joda @jopa418]

@British_Airways making people queue for 40 minutes because online check in is broken but it’s secretly just because British people love queues so much

[baby joda @jopa418]

Update from EU: the news reports about mass shootings in the US are so short and matter of fact now, so the news has time to cover other tragedies that were not preventable

[baby joda @jopa418]

@ryanair new year new you time to update that “last year over 90% of our flights arrived on time” audio

[baby joda @jopa418]

It’s so so funny that we just regularly put on productions of the wizard of oz and expect a local neighborhood dog to give the performance of a lifetime. I love that.

[baby joda @jopa418]

@punished_cait I just hope he really said the words “that is silly as fuck”

[baby joda @jopa418]

@itszaeok Ok but it can be a lovely thing that became popular as a solution to a problem, the problem being, no walkable communities. Isn’t it lovely that people found a fun new way to do something despite an obstacle.

[baby joda @jopa418]

@ysiraels A new teacher had a relationship with a student and everyone found out after her friends read her journal on a school trip also the senior prank where they released a bunch of crickets all over the school and then the walls were infested with crickets for at least 2 years

[baby joda @jopa418]

@Layalbrown Lol it me

[baby joda @jopa418]

Can’t stop thinking about how all the edgy New York City graffiti in Friday the 13 Jason takes Manhattan is done in sidewalk chalk 100/10

[baby joda @jopa418]

@Layalbrown Ohhh actually yeah like someone’s dad or uncle or gym teacher for sure

[baby joda @jopa418]

Why is no one naming their kid Chip anymore?

[baby joda @jopa418]

@Layalbrown I don’t think so I just think it’s cute 🤷🏻‍♀️

[baby joda @jopa418]

The invention of glasses is so funny because being good at seeing things used to just be a special skill you could brag about