JoLene Paolozzi

I was bored and couldn't sleep so creating another social media account to distract me from my problems sounded like a good idea..

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Wowow

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Chick-fil-A’s soft, comforting sandwiches demand a wine that feels a little special https://t.co/lDFNtfFwPK

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VeggieTales still hold up 🥒 🍅

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A lady literally just ran her baby into me trying to get into Sweetgreen... I’m so confused

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Mom making dinner and I told her I wasn’t eating mushrooms or onions and she replied with “Well I don’t care what you eat”... wonder where I get the sass from 🤔

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Definitely was the sweater tho

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A man on the M train just asked if I was from Europe and I’m so flattered 💁🏻‍♀️

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Had amazing food in Costa Rica but all I want when I get back to the states is a damn pizza 🍕

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Do hotel rooms allow Seamless?? Asking for a friend...

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Having a major dilemma... super hungry, yet too lazy to go outside and get food. Send Help

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Just saw Black Panther and I truly understand how that poor girl broke her retainer

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If this Uber driver doesn’t stop pumping the gas I’m gonna vom

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I AM SO HANGRY RIGHT NOW 🧀🥓🥨🥐🍕🌮🍔🍟🥟🍱

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Pony just came on the radio and I’m sad all over again that Channing and Jenna Split 😞

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I’ve been stuck with this nasty gum in my mouth for 2 hours but I refuse to be the kind of person that sticks it on a seat or swallows it. #whynogarbagestho

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I keep seeing everyone’s snaps of the cold weather in the city and I’m so confused bc it’s nice n sunny up state... doesn’t make sense.

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I really don’t understand people that don’t use head phones.

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If you want the worst travel experience of your life, take @megabus they’re sure to deliver 👍🏻

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Yoo @Ithacacoldcraft send more lemon garlic to the Bedford Whole Foods pretty please with a 🍒 on top! Dudes are ALWAYS out and I’m seriously obsessed with that shiz. Thanksss bb xx

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Was on set with a pregnant model today so we obviously talked a bit about her being pregnant... scrolling through Insta tonight and I see this ad

creepy ppl listening to everything I say.. I’m not expecting! Good looking out tho