Stoney Joney

Rededicating this account to make fun of, or state very sad facts about, the demagogue-in-chief

Enjoy

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

On my headstone there will be 3 dates:

Birth: 11-29-1994
First in-game dunk: 3-6-2016
Death: no thank you

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

@prmorphine They've had Foster working double time since he healed up, he's probably already on the plane to okc

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

@bballbreakdown This was ALWAYS called a travel in my day 😒

[DNVR Nuggets @DNVR_Nuggets]

Were you wearing a Jamal Murray jersey at Game 5 and couldn’t figure out the water dispenser?

Brooklyn S is looking for you 👀

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

Like on the Grizzlies, Ja is still a defensive liability, the gorilla gonna swing him like a bat

[J.P. Hovey @jhovey34]

OFFICIAL LIST OF THE 100 PEOPLE IT WOULD TAKE TO DEFEAT A GORILLA

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

@overtime The ball. Was in. The hoop.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

“Luka, LeBron, and Austin Reaves can fit together beautifully… and they can share each other’s load.”

— Brian Windhorst

(via @ESPNNBA)

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

Dudes throat skin is giving all of america the middle finger

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

The curtains don’t match the drapes. 😆😂🤪

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

Can I speak to the manager

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

We still need a nickname for Luka & Reaves duo

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

@statmuse Deandre got 0 minutes, why he get a graphic!? Give it to Spencer Jones!!

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

@DNVR_Nuggets KD for Zeke and strawther?? 😳

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

What a completely absurd trade proposal, that's almost as bad as suggesting trading AD for Luka

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

"I'd be interested if Anthony Davis is a piece that ultimately the Mavericks potentially use to try to get Jimmy Butler."

@AshNicoleMoss doesn't think the Mavs are done making moves 👀

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

@Zach_Segars Was thinking kobe vs tmac earlier this year but now feels more like kobe vs Kevin martin

[Orlando Franklin @OFranklin74]

It's the first giveaway of the year for my @nuggets fans. Here we go. To enter the raffle, you must follow, like, and retweet this post. The game is Friday Nov 9th. So the raffle will happen on Thursday the 8th at noon. Good luck, everyone, and let's go @nuggets

[Marc Sallinger @MarcSallinger]

A tattoo shop in Colorado Springs is in a dispute with a much taller apartment building next door

So they decided to use their artistic skills to get back at them

They painted a mural on their roof filled with d**ks for everyone in the apartments to see

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

@kirkgoldsberry Elton brand in jokic's spot is shocking

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

Just cuz you can buy an oz for 40 bucks in portland doesn't mean you gotta smoke the whole zip

[Mark Jackson’s Burner @casualtakeking]

Scoot Henderson clearly showed up to media day out of his mind with all due respect

https://t.co/NS8sRDNXv4

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

@Lance_Hinesman @nuggets @ProLineMockups @patmilbery @nuggets just hire this man, these are dooooope

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

@automaticnba The nuggets won this game by 2 or 3 points as well

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

@ClutchPoints @bigpodwithshaq This sounds a lot like an alcoholic complaining about 18 dollar cocktails except his vice is being a lunatic on a basketball court... maybe don't stomp and swing on dudes idk

[Stoney Joney @jopatti13]

@thekidet